It's almost here, everyone, it's almost here! The moment we have all been waiting for (kind of!) comes Thursday night, when the top ten Republican candidates, as chosen by Fox News Science, will show us their junk on live television! Donald Trump is the frontrunner, because a significant percentage of the Republican base is even dumber than the other percentages of the Republican base, and are impressed by loud men who act like they're overcompensating for small penises and small minds. They're like, "Awwww, reminds me of Daddy, PBUH." Except they probably don't say "PBUH," because that's Muslin.
Birdshot to the face could actually make this more interesting.
At this point, the only solution I see for the Republican Party is just to walk away and let the base have the party. The rest of them will just have to start a new party, because the Republican brand is beyond recovery
Hey, let's go easy on Mart Pat. You ever get a load of what she has to sleep with?
What happened to the Cos? Does the back of Trumps shirt say, "If you can read this, that means the rapist fell off."?
"Hate him back. It works for me."
Heh. Heh. He said rigid.
Flaming barbwire cage suspended over a den of rabid bloggers.
This is their way of weeding out the worst candidates (Donald Trump) by making them look like total fools.
I don't think the question list has been released, if there is one. It's Fox so they will go easy on them.
The studio is a no-gun zone. Roger Ailes fears assassins.
Limit ad revenue, never happen.
Everyone is praying for a gaffe that end this farce of a republic in flames and torment. And Donnie is just the boy to trigger it.
Jeez. Why bother then?
Most should be in a padded cell. Thanks again Reagan.
Start planning their 2020 run and accept that this time around is time to flush the current party. The last sane Rebs can form the New Republic(ian) Party. I'm not sure who they could run since there are no decent conservatives making waves right now. Or I'm just missing them because I don't dig deep enough into the news.
Like the energy saving light bulb they all oppose. Herd thinning is what we used to call it.