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Serai 1's avatar

In the middle of his insane babbling, this struck me:

trying to paint her as an insane young woman when in fact Monica Lewinsky was an intern

How are these two things mutually exclusive?

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phoenix00's avatar

I never figured out the button sequences.... too advanced for my blood.

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phoenix00's avatar

You're implying Holt has enough gonads to burn anybody. I was screaming at Holt to shut Trump up at least 4 times.

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phoenix00's avatar

Don't forget that Rosie O'Donnell! He'll get her vote really really any day now!

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phoenix00's avatar

... and perfectly fits into Donnie's "strategy"

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phoenix00's avatar

If "over-prepared" = "hid his bobby pins properly" then yeah ok.

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Shoto's avatar

Holt could've pushed a lot harder, alright, but compared to Matt Lauer (a few weeks back), he performed like Edward R. Murrow.

Yeah, a very low bar, but still...

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Annie Coffman's avatar

Trump said that avoiding getting STDs when he was philandering was his own private Vietnam. This insult to all of those who served in a horrific war came from someone who never did.

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Amalga's avatar

Your comments never fail to impress me.

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Amalga's avatar

I remember that quote from her too but couldn't find it. No way was she a poor little preyed upon lamb.

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Aquaria's avatar

My grandparents had chickens and my job every morning was to open up the coop to let them out, feed them, change hay, and so on. Then in the afternoon, I had to feed them again, herd them up, and lock up the coop.

45 years later, I still hate the little fuckers, and feel zero regret about eating them.

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Aquaria's avatar

They're still pissed about Watergate is their problem.

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Aquaria's avatar

And that's the thing. If you stay, well, no sympathy for you for trying to make your marriage work. If you leave, you're a vicious bitch from hell for giving them the boot.

Heads, the man wins, tails, the woman loses.

Some people really are this fucking stupid.

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

It's a mystery why conservatives struggle to win over female voters. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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