What did Donald Trump use to do for "fun," before he started accusing Barack Obama of being a Kenyan space lizard with lousy SAT scores? Oh, you know, he would drunk dial David Axelrod and beg him for a job, of course. Zounds! Probably best to take a pinch from the snuff box before you proceed. Ready for this?: Donald Trump contacted David Axelrod in June and asked "to be put in charge of the operation in the gulf to seal the oil leak.” (Haha, he wanted to "fire" all of the sea creatures, probably, and watch as they burst into flames. Because that's what happens when you mix fire and oil-soaked dead baby dolphins.) Anyway, historians tell us that Donald Trump was
<i>hrooooop....hroooooooooop</i> Fuckin Obama needs to be inpeached. Flavored dips are great.
I believe Clinton&#039;s balling room will suffice.
Obama has just released his long form birth certificate. Trump to demand SAT scores.
&ldquo;I will build you, free of charge, one of the great ballrooms of the world.&rdquo; Sounds like a pickup line in a geriatric clinic.
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