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Or boobytrapped.

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Lookit how he treats his wife and children.

Now think how he would treat his pets.

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Run along then. Keep on making shit up

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Trump is a braggart and anything to make him appear special, is available for use, he had special knowledge, and possessing it alone is not enough, he has to make sure that others know it,. hence the leaks, who is the biggest leaker in the white house? the orange man.

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So, el-Baghdadi is sitting at home, relaxing in the suicide vest he wears around the house, when the Seals blow a hole in his wall at which point he jumps up, grabs an armload of children and rushes down his security tunnel that he didn’t realize was a dead end and, when he hears a dog who is still far enough away to survive the blast, pushes the button, blowing himself and his kids to flinders and bringing the tunnel down on top of his body with enough bits of bone sticking out so the Seals can run it through their mobile crime lab and identify the DNA. Is that the idea?

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Well, he writes books, you know. Twelve, or something like that. He doesn't even remember how many. Best sellers! Everyone's talking about them.

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I take issue with this cartoon. Trump could NEVER move as fast as he's depicted here.

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Pretty much. Give it more of a Hollywood treatment first - some slo-mo, some lens flare.

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He hates dogs. It's well documented.

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I have a mnemonic: Fallon is the Trump hair Fluffer, Kimmel had the sick Kid.

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And no toilet paper sticking to his shoe? I don't think so.

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Lid'del Nancy, Nasty Nancy I call her. So nasty. That's why I call her Nasty..... Nancy.......... .. . Hired 40,000 a few people to pick on me. BIG FIAL! Just made "Trump" brand soar to higher levels. The hyphen is for emphasis. And people, actually nobody, say I have no emphathy. Nobody says this. I am not hearing this.

HaHa. No stratergy. Nasty Nancy. Schifty Schitty Schiff.

Boodely, bingedy, bup, bup, bing, bo, boop.

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"The NBC report also notes the military and intelligence sources were simply baffled by some of the crazy shit Trump said..."Because they've never listened to him, I don't know, ever?

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Can we have Bladerunner instead?

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I haven't been able to stomach watching the Dotard for any length of time. He really is becoming more dissociated from reality.

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The only things that are allowed to pee in his presence are Russian hookers.

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