</center> <p>Donald Trump went on the Fox & Friends yesterday and <a href="https: //wonkette.substack.com/p/trump-knows-who-to-blame-for-navy-seals-death-in-yemen-guess-who-barack-obama" target="_blank">said many stupid idiocies</a> about who was to blame for the death of Navy SEAL William "Ryan" Owens (hint: you want that guy, Not Trump, over there), and we already wrote that for you! But we missed the part about how also Nancy Pelosi is to blame. For the death of Ryan Owens? No, just for being! </p><hr/><p/><blockquote><strong>Trump</strong>: I think she's incompetent, actually, if you look what's going on with the Democrats and the party, it's getting smaller and smaller, you know, in a certain way I hate to see it, because I like a two-party system and we're soon going to have a one-party system, I actually think a two-party system is healthy and good, but she's done a terrible job. <p><strong>Kilmeade</strong>: So she's wrong. </p><p><strong>Trump</strong>: Well I don't think she's a good spokesman, she's wrong. There are those who say I've done more than anybody in a hundred days, look at all the money I've saved!</p></blockquote> <p><rm-nested-posts ids="2569230428" template="related_blog"></rm-nested-posts>Yeah, about that money, you've saved, Mr. President? We think you might be talking about <em>you</em>. You've saved money for <em>you</em>. By charging the US government rent to protect you, and your family in New York, and your <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-sons-eric-donald-jr-secret-service-protection-costing-millions-dubai-a7587541.html" target="_blank">family partying down in Dubai.</a> That $12 billion you pulled out of your ass as savings in your very first month? <a href="http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2017/feb/25/donald-trump/why-donald-trumps-tweet-about-decline-national-deb/" target="_blank">That was Bamz doing what Democrats do,</a> and <em>leaving a surplus.</em> On behalf of US America, and also Bamz, you are welcome! </p><p>And your record-breaking first month, of breaking records (we mean besides <a href="https://wonkette.substack.com/p/trump-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-speech-to-congress-or-whatever-blahblahblah-a-wonkette-liveblog" target="_blank">bragging about applause for a dead man</a> last night), lol yeah, getting a whole bunch of executive orders struck down by the courts isn't usually seen as "done more than anybody," and "those who say" it is <a href="http://crooksandliars.com/2017/02/trump-narcissistic-man-baby-whose-staff" target="_blank">are lying to you so you won't tweet embarrassing stuff! </a>Unless you mean you've "done more than anybody" to strike fear into the hearts of minorities? You have done a bang-up record-breaking job of that! </p><p>But that is not important, that is just you lying because it is a day. No, what we're interested in here is Nancy Pelosi: Is She Incompetent? So we have decided to wonksplore! </p><p/><ul><li>Nancy Pelosi led her caucus to vote 60 times to repeal Obamacare, and then when she actually had a president who wouldn't veto an Obamacare repeal ... could no longer get her caucus to repeal Obamacare.</li> <p/><li>Nancy Pelosi promised a bill to replace Obamacare for seven years and still doesn't have a bill to replace Obamacare.</li> <p/><li>Nancy Pelosi couldn't talk her own caucus down from shutting down the government, over Obamacare.</li></ul> <p>JUST KIDDING! Those incompetent people were all either Paul Ryan or John Boehner, NOT NANCY PELOSI. But sure, let's blame Pelosi for the fact that Democrats are FOR SURE about to go the way of the Whigs, and don't in fact have millions more voters in the country than Republicans do, because it's mos def her fault the state legislatures in 2010 all gerrymandered the fuck out of their Congressional districts so that millions more votes translated to hundreds fewer House seats. </p><p>Here, <a href="http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012/11/republicans-gerrymandering-house-representatives-election-chart" target="_blank">we stole you a chart!</a> </p><p><a href="https://assets.rbl.ms/17669408/origin.png"><img id="ce166" data-rm-shortcode-id="3e2db5b16dc27d07c92fda9d903bebec" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" class="rm-shortcode " loading="lazy" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8xNzY2OTQwOC9vcmlnaW4ucG5nIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTc0ODM5MTc5N30.guJML311jb5CaXRilKEIwXptg1hZz0v_vFmj0B3RRHM/img.png?width=980" /></a> Stolen from Mother Jones! </p><p>So we have wonksplored, and our investigation has returned the answer, "no, Nancy Pelosi is not incompetent," you're welcome, Mr. President and also any <a href="https://www.facebook.com/TheYoungTurks/videos/10154170089884205/?video_source=pages_finch_main_video" target="_blank">fake lefties</a> who have demanded she step down while also taking <a href="http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2014/04/buddy-roemer-firm-invests-4-million-in-young-turks-network-186934" target="_blank">$4 million investments from Republicans,</a> but, you know, it's everyone else who's corrupted by money, not them. </p><p>WONKETTE OUT. </p><p><em>Wonkette did not get $4 million from A SINGLE Republican, AND we took out our ads! We are supported only by <a href="https://wonkette.substack.com/p/clever-title-for-donations-page" target="_blank">Readers Like You.</a></em></p>
The sexual predator Trump is confusing the dems with his own racist party. The fact is the democratic party is the party of diversity. While the GOP will continue to be a bigoted whites only party for years to come, the dems will continue to be the party of diversity that fights right wing bigots like sexual predator Trump. The dems have won the popular vote in the last 6 out of 7 presidential elections, so you have to laugh at the sexual predator Trump for claiming that the democratic party is getting smaller and smaller.
Sexual predator Trump lost the popular vote by close to 3 million votes, yet this ignorant sexual predator thinks the dems are getting smaller and smaller.
"The electoral college is a disaster to our democracy."
Who said this? Hint, he's a sexual predator and pathological liar
Now would also probably be a bad time to start trying to get permanent citizenship for him, too, honestly. That might just get someone's attention. As for your coworker, I suggest offering to walk her out to her car for a while. The creepers, at this point, are as worrying as ICE itself.
I don't disbelieve you, but I don't recall Michael Moore telling anyone to stay home for mid terms. Or "other liberals." I turned out for the mid terms. Voter turnout is ALWAYS low in off-year elections, going back to the beginning of time. Was it lower than in 2014? Or 2006?
It was all over the news back then, and I know sites like Daily Kos, Firedoglake, and Democratic Underground were busily whacking the crap out of the "Obama isn't a real liberal" and "he failed us", and saying that people should "send a message" by staying home. It's one of the reasons I have nothing but contempt for Michael Moore, along with Ed Schultz and Cenk Uygur who were pushing that line on the media.
D'ya think the real aim is to be forced to buy guns to get healthcare? That'd be pretty nefarious, even for the NRA. Though...
Congrats. You don't come off as an Old at all.
Trump=sexual predator and pathological liar
The sexual predator Trump is confusing the dems with his own racist party. The fact is the democratic party is the party of diversity. While the GOP will continue to be a bigoted whites only party for years to come, the dems will continue to be the party of diversity that fights right wing bigots like sexual predator Trump. The dems have won the popular vote in the last 6 out of 7 presidential elections, so you have to laugh at the sexual predator Trump for claiming that the democratic party is getting smaller and smaller.
Sexual predator Trump lost the popular vote by close to 3 million votes, yet this ignorant sexual predator thinks the dems are getting smaller and smaller.
"The electoral college is a disaster to our democracy."
Who said this? Hint, he's a sexual predator and pathological liar
While Trump never said anything like that about his immigration reform it seems that NO ONE knew what was in it until it was passed.
You can try arguing which one is worse.
"I saw thousands of Muslims celebrating in the streets of New Jersey on 9/11 when the planes hit."
"I had the biggest crowds ever of any President at my inauguration."
Things Trump actually said.
Which are like less than 1% of similar alternative facts he has spewed.
Now would also probably be a bad time to start trying to get permanent citizenship for him, too, honestly. That might just get someone's attention. As for your coworker, I suggest offering to walk her out to her car for a while. The creepers, at this point, are as worrying as ICE itself.
If history and movies have taught us anything, it's that attics and basements are shitty places to hide from Nazis.
His very, very tiny genitals.
Also: ISWYDT
The cycle of abuse continues anew.
pelosi-Damn! Can't you people find a pic of her before her face caught on fire? I mean really! Now my kid's are afraid of the internet!
Both of them.
Actually, you are wrong. Try snopes, it's your friend.
I don't disbelieve you, but I don't recall Michael Moore telling anyone to stay home for mid terms. Or "other liberals." I turned out for the mid terms. Voter turnout is ALWAYS low in off-year elections, going back to the beginning of time. Was it lower than in 2014? Or 2006?
It was all over the news back then, and I know sites like Daily Kos, Firedoglake, and Democratic Underground were busily whacking the crap out of the "Obama isn't a real liberal" and "he failed us", and saying that people should "send a message" by staying home. It's one of the reasons I have nothing but contempt for Michael Moore, along with Ed Schultz and Cenk Uygur who were pushing that line on the media.