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Can't we just use the tunnels under the Wal-Marts? Or was that just in Texas?

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Mmmhmm, that`s the good stuff.

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Anna Crebassa's avatar

In my lifetime, before Barack Obama took office and went on a worldwide Apology Tour, disgracing our country, it hasn't been at all "common" for our enemies' troops to put lives in danger by pretending they are about to engage. You forget that Trump's statement, although not the most elegant, is made in the context of the Iranians taking our soldiers prisoner, and forcing them onto their knees, filming them, all in violation of the Geneva Convention. We've got North Korea testing ICBMs this summer. In other context, Trump has repeatedly said he thinks the Iraq war was a mistake. So, you, like the enemedia, want to latch onto any statement he makes, and pick it apart. He wasn't my first choice either, but honestly, I'd rather vote for someone who sticks his foot in his mouth every so often than a criminal who has sold this country's foreign policy to line her pockets (20% of U.S. Uranium to Russians, just for one example), whose mouth pours out lies every time she speaks. She is a globalist elitist who wants open borders and to be part of an oligarchy, with absolute power. Read Orwell's "1984." This is an election about whether or not we remain a sovereign nation. See also. BREXIT

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Anna Crebassa's avatar

P.S. Earlier today, the FBI announced that, based upon new evidence, they are reopening their criminal investigation of Hillary. It's like voting Nixon back into office knowing what he did....only much, much worse.

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Gage Ringuette's avatar

Hillary said we should shoot down Russian jets....that is so much better.....idiots!

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Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

We shall tip our server and stay away from the veal.

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Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

Little dicks, you know.

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Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

I remember it at my senior prom! God, I'm an old.

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Glock H. Palin, Esq.'s avatar

I didn't know Katrina Pierson was a Wonkette commenter.

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Ξ©bjectifier's avatar

A little OT but where did you get that pic of my brother in law?

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The Quirk's avatar

Pfui. At least in Boston you have fucking roads. In PA, we're doing drive-by's on pure tar.

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Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧑🧑🧑's avatar

Trump is stuck at 12 year old boy. Pathetic. Loser.

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ConnieHinesDorothyProvine's avatar

Let's not forget that Drumpf endorsed the invasions of both Iraq and Libya.

Ironically, he used to be chummy with Qaddafi. When the Libyan strongman came to the US to make a speech at the UN, he stayed in one of Drumpf's properties.

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ConnieHinesDorothyProvine's avatar

Someone should show that photo to all the mouth-breathers who cheered on Bush for eight years.

The question is which reaction one would get. Either it would be "Eww, that looks gay!" or "Bush kissed a Muslim!"

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ConnieHinesDorothyProvine's avatar

I first saw that movie right after John Candy died.

He was one of the best.

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Parchment Scroll's avatar

Donald Trump is actually making us safer by threatening to start a war if Iranians flip us off because that's what Tom Cruise is supposed to do to Russians* the Threat of Deadly Force is the only thing Those Animals Over There understand.

*Sorry, I could only remember the first half of the sentence and just made up the rest until I could scroll back up to see if I was right.

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