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The drug test thing is just a literal pissing contest from Trump.

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I was seeing at least 4 during the hour I watched the early local news. This morning I think there were 2, maybe 3.Biden's supposed to be ahead by 6 or 7 in Minnesota.He's coming to Duluth again Wednesday.No wonder our covid numbers are spiking

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One thing that people often forget about this time is that EVERYONE was cheating. They were all doping the fuck out of themselves.

I say this not to promote the idea that his cheating was okay, but rather to say that when he won his races it's not like he was DopedArmstrong competing against Cleany McCleanbiker. He was, doped or not, a far better athlete than I could dream of being.

Lying asshole? Sure. Strong as an ox after beating cancer? Also a firm yes.

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I mentioned that the other day, but upon mature deliberation, he's probably had enough time to plot this and get whatever it is out of his system.oh who am I kidding; he hasn't gotten anything out of his system! Come on donnie, just weasel, you know you want to.

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So Benedict Donald admits that Biden is a "solid debater".

But is he a master debater?

And a cunning linguist as well?

This is another contribution to the erudite, rarefied, highbrow culture of discussion at Wonkette.

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Oh God I bet his piss looks like Diet Coke. 🤮

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maybe it's wired!

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wicked!

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And ribbed for....oh, nevermind.

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Joe's got better debate experience, too.

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The thing that really got my attention here is Noel Casler just casually mentioning that Trump can't read

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I, for one, don't want to see either of them dropping trou....

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The whole drinking thing is so silly. It's not that he can't lift the glass. It's that he can't pronate (turn his hand from horizontal to vertical and vice versa--a trait all primates have). It's clear Trump has screwed up his elbow--lots of golf and tennis can do that. Arthritis is common at his age (trust me on this). There is no reason not to say "Yeah, I have trouble with this because of arthritis or whatever" or simply using a straw, which I guarantee he does with any beverage he drinks at home.

Vanity causes a person to do ridiculous things. Like that hair style. And not admitting he has a bad elbow.

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It’s not that he cheated. He ruined people’s lives in court and in cycling, who were telling the truth. Asshole on a level equivalent to tRump.

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Just a bit seditiony, huh?

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