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MAGA-heads will blame it on Democrats.

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...and it is brilliant.

Four words that will never be said of any policy of Trump and his toadies.

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OK, Santelli, you and your entire family (if any) and all of your work colleagues and acquaintances and above all, the guy who hired you at CNBC first.

Then, let's compare notes.

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"I have a dream." Martin Luther King, Jr.

"I have a hunch." Donald J. Trump, Sr.

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You know more about this than I do, but it's reassuring that I reasoned out what I knew.Thanks

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saw video of that, fucking brilliant!

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is his "stylist" sabotaging him and giggling behind the curtains?

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It's actually bigly - to be mathematically pedantic about it.

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Is anybody else sick of hearing Barack Obama's name in that orange conman's lying mouth? There oughta be a law.

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I'm sure I won't be the first or the last non-commenter to attribute all the TP purchases to the American prime direcctive to shit yourself in states of emergency.

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If I get infected I am going to a Trump rally.

/s

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There won't be until we turn the Senate blue

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My son-in-law's family are North Carolina tRump supporting assholes, and they, well, his grandmother is shrieking on facebook, (naturally), that the Coronavirus outbreak is a hoax put out there by the Damn Democrats, Red Chinese, Fake news, to make Dear Leader look bad! So, there is no reason to worry, there is no virus!

As I told my wife, when she told me this last night, our NC shitkicking, red-neck, in-laws are not alone in their absolute believe that the Coronavirus is a hoax and I am beginning to see a Darwin-shaped, silver lining to this growing pandemic.

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Take a big bag of hamberders, so when President Cheeto McLardass smells the alluring aroma of Big Mac from the Twituation Room he comes down and shakes your snotty hand.

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There goes her social life.

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