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Well, the Windsors' surname used to be "Saxe-Coburg and Gotha", so...

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Fine, thank you. Like James Bond, shaken, not stirred.

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As someone on the West coast of Florida who just dealt with Irma, You have my empathy. Hopefully you have no structural damage to your domicile. Stay safe.

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Yes. But no pants. It's in the rules, you understand.

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all right, but i warn you, don't look directly into my legs. they may burn out your retinas with their blinding whiteness....

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Thank you for that. I do own sunglasses...

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Could we send Farage as well. He won't help, but he can keep Trump company in whatever circle of hell they are due

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The sky is evidently the limit with the self-dealing.

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Be warned. I have A Level English.. I may use irony.

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We called it Honors English. Its purpose was to help us pass a test to skip college freshman English. My school being primarily an engineering school, maybe I should have just taken the class.

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Well, I was rather hoping we might transport Farage, together with the whole Tory Cabinet, if possible, to Van Diemen's Land, but I understand that this is no longer the done thing, so Washington will have to do.

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Oooh! Good use of the long-forgotten "anon!"

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My family makes fun of me for my use of archaic terminology at times, but I felt this one served the ideal purpose. :D

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I'd say he's a pig, but I'd be insulting a noble animal.

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They would've proved him that if he'd done it BEFORE Mexico sent out that message. As it is, horse, barn door.

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Doing anything Jesus said you should do is political correctness to them.

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