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Mavenmaven's avatar

It is clearly Obama's fault, he didn't know how to negotiate!

sillyclucker's avatar

Oh no ! But I've been feeling so safe !

gammarae's avatar

nor does "an iron fist in a velveeta glove" but it's probably the closest we're going to get with this crew

gammarae's avatar

speaking of saying it in front of a mirror, i wish House Manager Garcia had practiced her lines a few times in advance. : (

marcus816's avatar

When you are too fucking crazy for John (Pornstache) Bolton you have set a new bar for "fucking crazy"! (Looking at you Giant Orange Pervert.)

Cocoonacid's avatar

The cognitive dissonance is astonishing! I can not believe I find myself rooting for Warboner McWalrus in any way, shape, or form!

Wookie Monster's avatar

So long as he got to stay home.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Iran is enriching uranium. NK is launching missiles again. Our allies hate us and our enemies are laughing at us.

Trump’s foreign policy has just been one long amateur hour.

But at least we avoided the scourge of taco trucks on every corner.

SterWonk's avatar

Just ask Trump Barr.

FTFY, and that's the terrifying part.

rtpoeman's avatar

The IgNobel Prizes. https://www.improbable.com/...

Some previous winners in the "Peace" category:

2018: Francisco Alonso, Cristina Esteban, Andrea Serge,Maria-Luisa Ballestar, Jaime Sanmartín, Constanza Calatayud, and Beatriz Alamar, for measuring the frequency, motivation, and effects of shouting and cursing while driving an automobile.

2016: Gordon Pennycook, James Allan Cheyne, Nathaniel Barr, Derek Koehler, and Jonathan Fugelsang for their scholarly study called “On the Reception and Detection of Pseudo-Profound Bullshit”.

2007: The Air Force Wright Laboratory, Dayton, Ohio, USA, for instigating research & development on a chemical weapon — the so-called “gay bomb” — that will make enemy soldiers become sexually irresistible to each other.

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

That’s the whole truth. But would you know that listening to MSM?

Sybll's avatar

Honestly, I like the new Trump's hair piece.

Monty Market's avatar

Fake News! Fearless leader is winning: he negotiated "no nukes" in exchange for plopping down a drumpf motel on the 38th parallel thereby increasing tourism.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

What an idiot. And he is surrounded by idiots.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

But have you really met Andy Griffith?