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phoenix00's avatar

So he shall be with his fellow Florida Men (tm)

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phoenix00's avatar

I notice "Disney World" and "Cape Canaveral" aren't on your list.....

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phoenix00's avatar

Diuretic

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

So, how long before they take Predisent Babyshit's name off the NY building?

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looksquirrels's avatar

I normally hate Cuomo but...well said, good sir.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

NYC will smell a lot better after they fumigate Trump Tower. All those bedbugs. All that stench of mendacity. God knows how much the White House reeks. It'll have to be completely gutted before President Warren moves in.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

No one said he's that smart, though he is a poor guy's idea of a rich guy.

I think he's just stupid enough to believe that if he moves from New York State, it'll be harder for authorities there to investigate him. Like I said, he's not that smart and his main lawyer has dementia.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

Sinkhole. Giant Sinkhole.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

They have done it at least once because she has an anchor/prenup baby to prove it.

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doktorzoom's avatar

The kids could just photoshop eggs on a pic of the house.

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sgt. jmk de la rΓ©sistance's avatar

And you KNOW that Twitler required a DNA test., because he's classy like that.

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Weird Fishes's avatar

"We must find first or he gets angry."

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Old_KC's avatar

Genius - he really is the human equivalent of a giant sinkhole.

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leemoder's avatar

Turn it into low-rent housing.

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Michael Repetto's avatar

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