I've often wondered who could possibly care enough about hearing what Trump has to spew to inspire them to leave the comfort of their homes and sit in an auditorium. Now I know: Parents driven mad by a crying baby, who want to share their agony with others.
Then Christie woulda whaled that little Jonah. Of course, it would have been the same story no matter what you slathered on the tyke - butter, jelly, syrup, vanilla icing.
I've often wondered who could possibly care enough about hearing what Trump has to spew to inspire them to leave the comfort of their homes and sit in an auditorium. Now I know: Parents driven mad by a crying baby, who want to share their agony with others.
'I didn't dropkick the baby and punch the parents in their faces. That's called restraint.'
i was thinking never leaving his hotel, but i guess it all goes together.
We could have had the oil.
Coulda. Woulda. Shoulda.
Spoken like a real loooooooooser.http://media3.giphy.com/med...
Kansas lacked the funding. So Brownback needed assistance from a neighboring state.
And this is the dweeb dweebs voted for?
IdiotsoutWalkingAround
Both kinds: Country and Western
Jackass! Jackass! Jackass!
But it's top-shelf, classy shit! It'll drive you crazy!
And we will call it "The TRUMP! TRUUMMP! TRUUUMMMP! TRUUUUMMMMP! House".
This will be a skit on SNL this week.
"We’re going to take back all our money from the people who have been taking advantage."
He's just like Robin Hood. NO WAIT! Trump want to take from the poor and give to the rich. That makes him a casino owner.
Ben Carson?
Oh, but if he'd only been named Donald Dogshit.
Then Christie woulda whaled that little Jonah. Of course, it would have been the same story no matter what you slathered on the tyke - butter, jelly, syrup, vanilla icing.
Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, he has to compensate the owner.
Sooo rashy!