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Wait, who's Hitler?

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The Donald and his lebensborn spawn.

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That's what kills me! People keep talking about Trump like he's the anti-Christ, when Cruz actually IS the anti-Christ. I was just watching a CNBC interview with Jack Welch where he, and Eric Cantor were discussing how awesome Cruz is going to be as POTUS, and how the Democrats are such jokes, especially Sanders. Meanwhile, Joe "dumbass Republican" Kernan pipes up about the secret meeting all the pharaohs had in Sea Island, Georgia to stop Trump. As stupid as Kernan is, he actually seemed to think these morons were making a mistake trying to stop Trump.Also, fuck Elon Musk, Tim Cook, Larry Page, Sean Parker, and Arthur Sulzberger: http://www.vanityfair.com/n...

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Say, you know who ELSE...wait, what?

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Lot's of interesting stuff there to comment on. Then I saw Bill Kristol was involved and dismissed it. Also the idea of Tom Cotton being hostile to the Apple CEO made me snicker. You are correct, I believe that Cruz is the spiritual Antichrist but a Trump Presidency will damage the country as much or worse by sheer hubris, imcompetence and the empowerment of morons. In Cruz's Amerika you and I will be eating cat food in FEMA camps (self pay of course). In Trump's AMERICA we'll be dumpster diving along side star struck idiots and members of the local racial "cleanup crew".

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Its concern trolling is still asleep at this hour our time. It will catch up when daylight savings time restarts this weekend.

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With votes?

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DON'T MENTION THE WAR!I got to use that line when my X had 4 Korean exchange students over for lunch.

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"Well, I think it’s ridiculous. We’re having such a great time."I think Hitler said that at the Beer Hall Putsch, too.

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No smoke in my eyes... if you follow my meaning.

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Congrats, that made no sense.

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I think Trump will be too busy gilding the White House, and gazing in the mirror, to do too much real damage to the country. I'm convinced he's pretending to be way dumber than he actually is. Of course I also thought that of Ben Carson, and he proved to be an actual, honest to God, A idiot.

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I agree Trump will be directly involved in how things are decorated and keeping up the appearance of what ever over the top shit he thinks people want to hear. I am truly afraid of who he appoints to handle the actual running of things. If they are as shallow and full of shit as he is, that will the end of all the things as we know them. I envision third world country levels of corruption, incompetence and apathy. Also no one will be able to find the TV remote and Netflix will only be available in Finnish.

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"Donald ... has a tremendous prick / Marco's ... is short but very thick / Kasich ... has just a thin stick / And Cruz has a cooze and no balls." (with apologies to Spike Jones' "Hitler ... he only has one ball ...")

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More importantly, who gives a fuck what Trump rabies-infected bulldogs supporters think is "unfair"? One of the most infuriating aspects about the upcoming Trump-ocaust is the way "the rest of us" (aka: people with a modicum of common sense and decency) are suppose to walk around eggshells around these people to avoid triggering their "delicate rage" therefore giving their poo-flinging stupidity an importance and relevence it doesn't warrant nor deserve.

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"You wouldn't want me to condemn a group that I know nothing about."

Oh like that's stopped Trump and his ilk before!

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