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pixeloid's avatar

"there's not really any legal mechanism for a 'president' to withhold funding over the matter."

Since when does Carrot Caligula care about trivial things like "law"?

kermit's avatar

Oh, that's when the Democrats occupy the White House.

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I don't expect a revolution, but I do expect some violence.

Also hate crimes - the frustration of people who don't understand how the world works will be taken out on women, LGBT, non-whites, and obvious liberals and eggheads.

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Don't be silly.

They'd be named Fat Boris and Alexei One Brow.

acchomplished's avatar

This makes me so sad. All of this. I knew Trump was awful, but he is destroying our country. Him and Moscow Mitch and all the ghastly judges they are ramming through.

kermit's avatar

Or printed them on their home printer. Can't easily see print quality on a cell phone pic on the internet.

Heavy Armor's avatar

Offer not valid if not White.

Heavy Armor's avatar

He looks like he just met Mario and Luigi in mid-jump.

Heavy Armor's avatar

This. You still have 5+ months before the home stretch, so best to take potshots and wave at the people now.

mailman27's avatar

As an old guy, I know better than to wish for time to fly by any faster- but 11/3/20 can't come soon enough. Assuming, of course, that enough of my fellow citizens are ready to pull back from the abyss.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Yep, he's desperate to stay safe from creditors and prosecution by winning a second term. Also, once he leaves office, he'll have no power over anyone, and everyone will spill the beans. Also, also, Biden winning in November officially makes Drumpf a LOSER.

H-Bob's avatar

By just voting, the non-white male voters are usurping the privileges of true Merkins!

Shawn Renee Ernoehazy's avatar

I took a momentary trip down the Crash Test Dummies rabbit hole; I love Brad Roberts voice. Baritone/Bass voices....Avi Kaplan formerly of the Pentatonix also just vibrated in a similar way with me. Guys who have that tonal quality just melt me.

H-Bob's avatar

In 2016, the campaign started a month earlier than usual (well before Labor Day) and ended a week later than usual. That gave the Republicans (including Comey) more time for ratfucking!