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"there's not really any legal mechanism for a 'president' to withhold funding over the matter."

Since when does Carrot Caligula care about trivial things like "law"?

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Sadly, yes.

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Oh, that's when the Democrats occupy the White House.

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I don't expect a revolution, but I do expect some violence.

Also hate crimes - the frustration of people who don't understand how the world works will be taken out on women, LGBT, non-whites, and obvious liberals and eggheads.

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Don't be silly.

They'd be named Fat Boris and Alexei One Brow.

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This makes me so sad. All of this. I knew Trump was awful, but he is destroying our country. Him and Moscow Mitch and all the ghastly judges they are ramming through.

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Agreed.

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Or printed them on their home printer. Can't easily see print quality on a cell phone pic on the internet.

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Offer not valid if not White.

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He looks like he just met Mario and Luigi in mid-jump.

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This. You still have 5+ months before the home stretch, so best to take potshots and wave at the people now.

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As an old guy, I know better than to wish for time to fly by any faster- but 11/3/20 can't come soon enough. Assuming, of course, that enough of my fellow citizens are ready to pull back from the abyss.

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Yep, he's desperate to stay safe from creditors and prosecution by winning a second term. Also, once he leaves office, he'll have no power over anyone, and everyone will spill the beans. Also, also, Biden winning in November officially makes Drumpf a LOSER.

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By just voting, the non-white male voters are usurping the privileges of true Merkins!

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I took a momentary trip down the Crash Test Dummies rabbit hole; I love Brad Roberts voice. Baritone/Bass voices....Avi Kaplan formerly of the Pentatonix also just vibrated in a similar way with me. Guys who have that tonal quality just melt me.

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In 2016, the campaign started a month earlier than usual (well before Labor Day) and ended a week later than usual. That gave the Republicans (including Comey) more time for ratfucking!

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