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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Remember that time that a baby was crying during one of Trump's speeches and he pointed out how YOOOGELY CLASSY he was for acting all presidential by not screaming at it?

Good times.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

In any discussion of any issue involving Mr. von Clownstick, it's never correct to picture an adult male.

He is nothing more than a tall toddler.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Hahahahaha!! Nursing? No. They have people - very successful, classy people - to take care of that for them.

aureolamanita's avatar

“You’re disgusting,” he told Ms. Beck, in a remark that is not disputed by either side.My first, actual thought upon reading this was, "Wait, they all thought she was disgusting?"

UnsaltedSinner's avatar

Well, in the heat of the moment he probably thought she was taunting him with a penis pump.

Hardly Ideal's avatar

I only just now realized it, but I guess the CL-215 was one of the planes used when my beloved California caught fire for the umpteenth time.

Man, I would pay to see that happen to Trump, commenting rules be damned. Maybe not as massively destructive as a nuke, but he might wish it had been instead.

MOG253's avatar

And on his bankruptcy filings.

Magic Juan's avatar

God damn what a grade school rant his twitter feed is....and I thought no one could be a more moronic president than dubba!

La forza del  resistino's avatar

only losers are lactose intolerant.

BackDoorMan's avatar

... I can't imagine any world leader wanting to engage The Trump on any level - even down to inviting him to visit their country for some function as a courtesy. You just know he's going to offend everyone's sensibilities.

eddi_TBH's avatar

He is trying to pretend to be one of his fans. Just needs a chaw to make it perfect.

ryp's avatar

Those numbers are for all Hispanics, not just Republicans. What I found interesting in that poll is everyone in both parties are notably upside down in fav/unfav ratings with the general public, no matter how many are undecided/don't know enough. Obama with a 45/49 approval/disapproval is by far the most popular politician in the country. 2016 may come down to who wins the coveted "you all suck" vote.

ryp's avatar

Ah yes, when just having your underpants rub against your penis caused an erection. Or your leg, or air molecules for that matter.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Vote Trump and cover your mommy bags with orangutan fur!