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Remember that time that a baby was crying during one of Trump's speeches and he pointed out how YOOOGELY CLASSY he was for acting all presidential by not screaming at it?

Good times.

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In any discussion of any issue involving Mr. von Clownstick, it's never correct to picture an adult male.

He is nothing more than a tall toddler.

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Hahahahaha!! Nursing? No. They have people - very successful, classy people - to take care of that for them.

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“You’re disgusting,” he told Ms. Beck, in a remark that is not disputed by either side.My first, actual thought upon reading this was, "Wait, they all thought she was disgusting?"

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Well, in the heat of the moment he probably thought she was taunting him with a penis pump.

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I only just now realized it, but I guess the CL-215 was one of the planes used when my beloved California caught fire for the umpteenth time.

Man, I would pay to see that happen to Trump, commenting rules be damned. Maybe not as massively destructive as a nuke, but he might wish it had been instead.

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Sadly, yes.

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And on his bankruptcy filings.

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God damn what a grade school rant his twitter feed is....and I thought no one could be a more moronic president than dubba!

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He is unwell.

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only losers are lactose intolerant.

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... I can't imagine any world leader wanting to engage The Trump on any level - even down to inviting him to visit their country for some function as a courtesy. You just know he's going to offend everyone's sensibilities.

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He is trying to pretend to be one of his fans. Just needs a chaw to make it perfect.

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Those numbers are for all Hispanics, not just Republicans. What I found interesting in that poll is everyone in both parties are notably upside down in fav/unfav ratings with the general public, no matter how many are undecided/don't know enough. Obama with a 45/49 approval/disapproval is by far the most popular politician in the country. 2016 may come down to who wins the coveted "you all suck" vote.

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Ah yes, when just having your underpants rub against your penis caused an erection. Or your leg, or air molecules for that matter.

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Vote Trump and cover your mommy bags with orangutan fur!

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