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Slithytoves's avatar

Jesus. This deserves a million up votes.

Helena Handbag's avatar

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two ... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

calliecallie's avatar

I bowel before these mighty punsters.

Thorn Spike's avatar

"Pointers" and "Setters."

Frank Underboob's avatar

If the ground isn't sloping, the trick is to climb up on something, like a boulder or a pallet. (I speak as someone who's stood watch for many wimminz who've needed to pee in alleyways, etc.)

SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

Easy. See the green line? Cut there. Then take a lighter and lightly melt the edges so there's no burrs. They're disposable too! It's the first thing my lesbian friends do when we set up camp.

eddi_TBH's avatar

I was wondering about some headlines I saw this morning. Along the lines of "Trump campaign changes tune".

Poly_Ester's avatar

Even the dumbest republican should by now realize that Trump is not a family values politician. Thus he does not understand the issues like the family values monsters like Denny Hastert that surface regularly.

Relativicus's avatar

Charlie Pierce is an expert at calling out these kind of bullshit games:

http://www.esquire.com/news...

Courser's avatar

Yup, there's a website somewhere with instructions. Yes, V for victory, but you also have to lift a bit too. So far I've only tried it in the shower and very imperfectly. But yes, it can be done.

Courser's avatar

Most of the time, the guys are so busy not looking at anyone else they didn't notice. Which I find amusing.

cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

I think the problem was they had the signs above the door with the little stick figures, not on the actual door, and they all kind of look the same.

Doug Langley's avatar

Cruz is so repulsive that even his media friends can't stand him:

http://www.usatoday.com/sto...