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Jesus. This deserves a million up votes.

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Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two ... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

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I bowel before these mighty punsters.

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Yep, that's them!

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"Pointers" and "Setters."

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If the ground isn't sloping, the trick is to climb up on something, like a boulder or a pallet. (I speak as someone who's stood watch for many wimminz who've needed to pee in alleyways, etc.)

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Easy. See the green line? Cut there. Then take a lighter and lightly melt the edges so there's no burrs. They're disposable too! It's the first thing my lesbian friends do when we set up camp.

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I was wondering about some headlines I saw this morning. Along the lines of "Trump campaign changes tune".

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Even the dumbest republican should by now realize that Trump is not a family values politician. Thus he does not understand the issues like the family values monsters like Denny Hastert that surface regularly.

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Charlie Pierce is an expert at calling out these kind of bullshit games:

http://www.esquire.com/news...

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Yup, there's a website somewhere with instructions. Yes, V for victory, but you also have to lift a bit too. So far I've only tried it in the shower and very imperfectly. But yes, it can be done.

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Most of the time, the guys are so busy not looking at anyone else they didn't notice. Which I find amusing.

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I think the problem was they had the signs above the door with the little stick figures, not on the actual door, and they all kind of look the same.

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Cruz is so repulsive that even his media friends can't stand him:

http://www.usatoday.com/sto...

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Why?

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