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whitroth's avatar

Doc, love the headline. Can we tie him to a table, and set the laser cutter to "slice"?

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pussygrabber in chief's avatar

Name of his tv network.

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whitroth's avatar

His alleged loss will start the revolution... or am I thinking of what Manson's "thinking" was?

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whitroth's avatar

Oh, *yuck*, I wouldn't touch his "assets"... or did you mean his properties and accounts?

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Rick Hill's avatar

I wonder if he's going to pay the legal bills for his supporters who revolt?

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dshwa's avatar

I will, and gladly, through my taxes, provide for ay least a public defender. Because even traitors deserve a fair trial.

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Lance K's avatar

He'll just grow back. Like fungus.

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revenant's avatar

as usual, he is only stating explicitly what has long been tacitly GOP policy; there is no such thing as a legitimate Democratic Party win. Not for the Presidency, the Senate, you name it,

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revenant's avatar

Mr. Greenwald has devolved into the kind of guy who gives cocksuckers a bad name

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coco lurks from home's avatar

I wonder if the powers-that-be of justice are wanting to avoid the appearance of a politically motivated prosecution, and are only waiting for the election to be over before proceeding. At least, that's the dream to which I cling.

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jmhm's avatar

You know, I think it's kind of weird that the overwhelming majority of men say they want a partner who does that and it's still somehow a pejorative. We are a fucked up society.

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Durwood's avatar

I always thought the notion of him not accepting was stupid. Who the hell cares if he accepts the results? They are what they are. It doesn't mean jack shit if he refuses to concede entirely. From the looks of it and the way even many long-time Republicans are running from him in terror, he'll likely lose by a landslide. So it's not like there's probably going to be a question about who really won like Bush v Gore. If he can't accept it, he can go fuck himself and everyone else will move on.

As for his followers, it's not like they'll ever unite with the rest of the country anyway because they never have on anything else.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I dropped off my absentee ballot at early voting yesterday in Ohio, and the place was packed.

And I, as a white person, was definitely in the minority.

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whitroth's avatar

Are you implying there's a fungus among us? And aren't the ones with orange tops poisonous?

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Blender_415's avatar

What election was he assmoaning about in 2012? It couldn't have been the US presidential election, b/c Bamz beat Mittbot 2.0 by something like five million human vote thingies:

Popular vote65,915,79560,933,504

Time for a cocktail.

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Thaag the Nasty Trollop's avatar

“Whether or not he concedes is probably irrelevant." ---Tim Kaine like...today

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