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Well, there were the Unskewed Polls.

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What he needs is what he's never gonna get: the love of his parents. He's been taking it out on the world ever since, and he always will.

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You've taught him well.

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Trump would run out of shit to say in about 90 seconds. Please.

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But Gamera is the friend of all children!

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I could go for this format. Hillary would destroy Scump.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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At this point, a "professional reference" from Donald Trump (especially for a journalist) should result in immediate dismissal with prejudice and long-term unemplyment.

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Their first album was great!

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I have been saying for months that Donnie was going to find a way to weasel out of the debates. The system will become more rigged with each passing day until he'll have no choice but to check out of the whole process.

For the good of the country, of course.

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I didn't want to say anything, but I couldn't stop looking at his crotch.

Not in a good way, either.

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Trump will expect Hillary to act like Mike Pence when they're both being interviewed. Now, there's a guy who knows his place.

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Considering everything else this woman has done in her life, I wouldn't be surprised to see her answer the question while Putin's jaw drops, unaware that she speaks fluent Russian.

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I heard he was a big germphobe.

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Feelings. That's all that matters these days.

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