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Are you sure it isn't" I've got a large green cigar up my asshole?" (admittedly, my Spanish is very rusty)...

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Not to worry. It's just a subset of Rethuglicans that approve. The rest of the country, around 60%, are cheering him on simply because he's destroying the GOP and will vote for Hillary or Bernie or Martin or whoever has a D behind their name.

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Wait... are you telling me that this expensively-educated buffoon speaks no languages other than English?

Wow.

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As well as Brazilian, Dubaianian, and Filipino. Korea and Turkey have their own languages too, that are more closely related to the name of their country.

The Donald would have problems speaking English in England, though.

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Feudalism. It's the GOP agenda.

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And I want you to cram it down my throat and then you can have your way with my grandmother.

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Spanish is the new French.

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1981-1988

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"I hire people for that"

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That damned anti-American Doris Kappelhoff! What kind of name is Kappelhoff anyhow? Go back to Mexico!!!!,11,111,1!!!!<1!

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Dubainian is tough unless you already know Albainian, I'm assuming.

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It's somebody who cans their own grape jelly.

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Santa Cruz LIbel!!

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I'll try that the next time I'm in a tienda or "place where they tend things."

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Plus ça change, plus c'est la même old shit.

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I question the bona fides (bony dogs named Fido) of anyone who claims to have learned English and can read Dead Breitbart without breaking out in hives.

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