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lesterthegiantape's avatar

Donny, you're out of your element.

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Trump's a clown and a joke candidate who'll be out before the first vote is cast so go ahead and stump for that asshole.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

"What did he say?"

"He said the sheriff is near"

lesterthegiantape's avatar

Honey when you're done with the computer would you help me mimeograph these pamphlets for the White Power rally? And we still need to make the sandwiches.

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

To the best of my knowledge the people that knocked down the World Trade Center — you know where they’re — they didn’t fly back to Sweden.

Newsflash, genius: those guys were all killed, so they didn't fly back to anywhere.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

But many Bush-connected members of the Bin Ladin family were spirited out of the country back to Saudi Arabia when all other flights were forbidden. That Bush tongue-kissing of the Saudis kept us safe (from finding out the truth.)

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Oh hell, I think I screwed up again by flagging replies to our friend and not to herself. Sorry about that. It is late and I am an old.

doktorzoom's avatar

No worries. Flagged comments are reviewed by human moderators (me and Shypixel, mostly), so an accidentally flagged comment won't cause any trouble.

bobbert's avatar

Oh, for fuck's sake. He was defeated by Scott "I'm against abortion except when I want to force my mistress to have one" DesJarlais. Fuck it.

Badger33's avatar

Genuine frontier gibberish.

Bob Harrow's avatar

Ok so the future pres has the pope here the chineese pres here and he chooses once again to be prove hes an asshole. What must they be thinking. He ll probably meet the pope and tell him he lurvs cathaholics have many workin for me mostly with rakes and lawn mowers. And to prrs xi. I lurv chineese food. How do ya do that with those stick things???. His mouth looks like a sphynta. Sic..

Stein Olsen's avatar

Oh this is going to be good. Comedy inbound http://www.huffingtonpost.c...Trumpy dumpy is mad. Here I though Fox was going to be his playground as they share the same foresight and IQ, or the lack of it. My bad. Not complaining though.

Dudleydidwrong's avatar

"Trump (and his biggity bigoted bigots) only pawn in game of life."

Matt Jones's avatar

"But like everything else you have people where there are problems."

You sure you wanna play this card, El Douché? Because your followers have done a fuckton more terroristing around these United States than anybody. When can we get rid of THEM?

Carpeperdiem's avatar

With each passing day Trump and the rest of the Klown Kar decrease their ability to win in 2016. The best part is there will be plenty of downballot races that go to Dems, as well. It may not be enough to swing the House, but the Senate is a done deal already. And another year of this stuff, at least to the conventions? God help them (heehee, he won't).