Donald Trump, the presumptive Republican nominee for president of the United States, does not care for environmental regulations. Particularly environmental regulations that affect his hair. At a campaign stop in West Virginia on Thursday , Trump donned a coal miner's hat, did a little coal minin' pantomime, and then asked the audience how his hair looked. Which is, of course, a thing the people are very concerned about. He then did a bit about how he does not much care for the newfangled hairspray they've got going on these days.
Unless the orange alien in his head actually breathes CFC. Then everything makes sense. Maybe we should ask Trump to prove his hair piece is not an alien before he can run for office. I am just asking questions here.
When you're named Jeremiah, you really should've expected that.
(edited when I realized that the 'Jeremiah' reference required no best man, because my eyes are old and I remember dancing to the song as a kid and didn't actually pay attention to the name of the poster to whom I'm responding and now I'm embarrassed and everything but it's Friday evening and I have champagne and tangerine juice so it's all good, right?)
"You must have a V8. All the V8s" - Mary Barra"The Ecoboost V6 has all the performance of a V8, but we'd love it if you chose a V8" - Mark Fields"We're saved!!!!" - Sergio Marchionne
Unless the orange alien in his head actually breathes CFC. Then everything makes sense. Maybe we should ask Trump to prove his hair piece is not an alien before he can run for office. I am just asking questions here.
The 'Pubs are gonna get scalped.
When you're named Jeremiah, you really should've expected that.
(edited when I realized that the 'Jeremiah' reference required no best man, because my eyes are old and I remember dancing to the song as a kid and didn't actually pay attention to the name of the poster to whom I'm responding and now I'm embarrassed and everything but it's Friday evening and I have champagne and tangerine juice so it's all good, right?)
Udderly.
Is anyone ever going to tell Trump that Mr Potter was not the hero in "It's A Wonderful Life?'
Maybe a nice cognac too.
[I coulda had a V8!]
"You must have a V8. All the V8s" - Mary Barra"The Ecoboost V6 has all the performance of a V8, but we'd love it if you chose a V8" - Mark Fields"We're saved!!!!" - Sergio Marchionne
O,ISWYDT!
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For you, every one of you.
...can someone "GIF" the fukk out of this imbecile?!?!?! I really need it to taunt my GOP "friends" on Facebook
Donald Trump uses hairspray? Surely not on that unruly mop we can see, though, right?
Mamma told me not to use it.
So, when did Glenn Beck turn into the roly-poly, crazy uncle version of Mr. Rogers? Asking for a very confused Meow-Meow Kitty.
http://i.imgur.com/0PNpaDN.jpg
Hulk Hogan did just bodyslam Gawker, so he's on the win win win team.