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RobKanC's avatar

Unless the orange alien in his head actually breathes CFC. Then everything makes sense. Maybe we should ask Trump to prove his hair piece is not an alien before he can run for office. I am just asking questions here.

mailman27's avatar

The 'Pubs are gonna get scalped.

Amy!'s avatar

When you're named Jeremiah, you really should've expected that.

(edited when I realized that the 'Jeremiah' reference required no best man, because my eyes are old and I remember dancing to the song as a kid and didn't actually pay attention to the name of the poster to whom I'm responding and now I'm embarrassed and everything but it's Friday evening and I have champagne and tangerine juice so it's all good, right?)

Joshua Norton's avatar

Is anyone ever going to tell Trump that Mr Potter was not the hero in "It's A Wonderful Life?'

Frank Underboob's avatar

Maybe a nice cognac too.

H0mer0's avatar

[I coulda had a V8!]

phoenix00's avatar

"You must have a V8. All the V8s" - Mary Barra"The Ecoboost V6 has all the performance of a V8, but we'd love it if you chose a V8" - Mark Fields"We're saved!!!!" - Sergio Marchionne

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...can someone "GIF" the fukk out of this imbecile?!?!?! I really need it to taunt my GOP "friends" on Facebook

Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

Donald Trump uses hairspray? Surely not on that unruly mop we can see, though, right?

Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

So, when did Glenn Beck turn into the roly-poly, crazy uncle version of Mr. Rogers? Asking for a very confused Meow-Meow Kitty.

phoenix00's avatar

Hulk Hogan did just bodyslam Gawker, so he's on the win win win team.