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Old Man Shadow's avatar

Poor thing. Mommies didn't bring you your cheesy poofs and now you're hangry. Go take a nap.

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Nasty Candy Apple's avatar

I can't wrap my head around this, just like I can't wrap my head around atheist Republicans.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Jeb Bush?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I reached the tipping point when I first heard about him.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

They hate the Monegasque and have confused her with Grace Kelly?

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Jason M's avatar

I'm from Alabama, born and raised. So believe me when I tell you that approximately 30% of the people there think Trump is already the president, and has been for some time.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

That crowd likes watching pretty women squirm and suffer. If there was video of her getting hacked up by a candidate in a mask, it would be even more popular.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

He's trying so hard to use the passive and failing. He meant to say:

"When the Presidency occurs to me...."

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

He's leading the Republican party over a cliff. And I think it's by design.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

God, guns, grits, gravy, hope and hicks.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Atheist Republicans? That's easy. "Get the rubes riled up on gays and their Invisible Sky Fairy, then bring in tax cuts and deregulation, schweet!" Ayn Rand was an atheist.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

... would have been thrown out of Trump's press conference for being Hispanic.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Now and again we see karma in action.

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The Quirk's avatar

So it's a Democratic False Flag operation?

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The Quirk's avatar

People laughed at that Schickelgruber guy, too.

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The Quirk's avatar

The standard GOP WILL dismiss him, until he becomes the nominee, at which point they'll say, "Well, it's him or Hillary. . . ."

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