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Poor thing. Mommies didn't bring you your cheesy poofs and now you're hangry. Go take a nap.

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I can't wrap my head around this, just like I can't wrap my head around atheist Republicans.

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Jeb Bush?

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I reached the tipping point when I first heard about him.

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They hate the Monegasque and have confused her with Grace Kelly?

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I'm from Alabama, born and raised. So believe me when I tell you that approximately 30% of the people there think Trump is already the president, and has been for some time.

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That crowd likes watching pretty women squirm and suffer. If there was video of her getting hacked up by a candidate in a mask, it would be even more popular.

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He's trying so hard to use the passive and failing. He meant to say:

"When the Presidency occurs to me...."

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He's leading the Republican party over a cliff. And I think it's by design.

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God, guns, grits, gravy, hope and hicks.

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Atheist Republicans? That's easy. "Get the rubes riled up on gays and their Invisible Sky Fairy, then bring in tax cuts and deregulation, schweet!" Ayn Rand was an atheist.

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... would have been thrown out of Trump's press conference for being Hispanic.

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Now and again we see karma in action.

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So it's a Democratic False Flag operation?

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People laughed at that Schickelgruber guy, too.

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The standard GOP WILL dismiss him, until he becomes the nominee, at which point they'll say, "Well, it's him or Hillary. . . ."

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