Donald Trump Fucks Himself Live On Twitter: A Play In Three Acts

Yesterday was HOOBOY! Felt like we had our fingers in the socket all damn day long. So we almost missed this delightful little legal drama that unfolded on Twitter last night when we were trying to get our blood pressure back under control. No spoilers, but ... the president is a fucking idiot.

Act I: Old Man Yells At Clouds

Just after 8 o'clock, the Presiderp thumbed some nonsense about the Deep State into his Twitter machine.

The House of Representatives seeks contempt citations(?) against the JusticeDepartment and the FBI for withholding key documents and an FBI witness which could shed light on surveillance of associates of Donald Trump. Big stuff. Deep State. Give this information NOW! @FoxNews 

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 30, 2017