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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

And good at finding clever teacher ways of slipping in reinforcing reminders in his answers.

blaid droog's avatar

If mueller prematurely ejaculates, the thugs will do nothing. They'll shrug their shoulders and continue with their agenda of fucking the country over. They will have to be removed from power before 45 can be removed. Hell will freeze over first.

Ren Chant's avatar

that might become an issue. and i have an issue.

Hiss's avatar

I worked in the shrinkish medical field and he has scared me for a long time. He is way past the people we used to have brought in for psychiatric evaluations.

Hiss's avatar

What? Instead of reading about Trump? Slacker!

Enter Ranting's avatar

Can't wait to see how Grimace in Drag spins this one in the briefing room.

miss_grundy's avatar

There are millions of suckers in America.

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Well, sexually assaulting children doesn't seem to be a disqualification in Alabama. What could get the hard core Trumpkins to finally turn against him? Cannibalism?

Kitty Smith's avatar

Hey Republicans? You know that bit about having a president that could be baited with a tweet?

I know it was from Sheezlebub, but you might have wanted to listen to that part?

H0mer0's avatar

he's admitted to grabbing pussy on tape. Why would a tape of commercial sex workers urinating on him be any more embarrassing?Is that the rubicon?

John Thorstensen's avatar

Where Professor Shickele runs a University Seminar entitled "Originality Through Incompetence: The Music of PDQ Bach."

Liz Dye's avatar

Thank you, counselor!

Billy Wigglestaff's avatar

What if us merkins and the britz didn't, actually, go crazy last year and narrowly vote to destroy the future? What if the polls in each country weren't surprisingly inaccurate at the last minute, in the right's favor, and in isolated regions? I'm increasingly thinking this is all Putin's plan, and we're tumbling without even realizing it. I don't trust paperless ballots.

Yardley Bottles's avatar

Great article. Trump just keeps on digging...