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bobbert's avatar

Holy Moly.

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bobbert's avatar

This is the Donald. He has a boatload of Schroedinger's Money.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, e.g., see DokStrangeZoom's linkie above.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

LUG - Lesbian Until Graduation

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Simultaneously Rich and not-Rich (until his creditors, or the IRS, tries to peek inside the box.)

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Dude! WFT?!

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I thought this was his cake... <a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d...">http://upload.wikimedia.org...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

A Man 'o War, he's not.

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...and the horse you rode in on, comes to mind. Also, too bad her name's not Catherine...that would be great.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

For a guy with a boatload of money, you'd think he could afford a better cake artist. That looks like the work of a 12-year-old in a remedial art class.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

And would have reminded her of the unstiff Mitt the rest of us have never seen.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The stumps are a reminder of the promises Mitt gave to the lumber industry. Call it his stump stump speech.

Trump will use the same cake for Mitt's birthday, except rotated 180 degrees ... so we can see his (Mitt's) true persona.

No nutritious ingredients were harmed in the making of this cake.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The trees were not the right height.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

There is something very wrong with that frosting. It's not the color of money.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

But those Austrian animals are too skittish to ride in the horse elevator.

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