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He'll have an hour a day on Fox.

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I hate to be this guy but I don't think Trump was saying "Joe's shot" like he's been assassinated... it seems to me like he's saying "shot" as in "his mind is shot," in the context of using the 25th amendment to swear in Harris. I mean, fuck that guy still, there's plenty of other horrible things he's actually said in full context.

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Yeah, but if he gets buried in a foreign country it will make it that much harder to piss on his grave.

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Here's how a real leader handles crowds behaving inappropriately.

Obama uses his best dad voice to stop crowd from booing Trump supporter

https://www.charlotteobserv...

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Latest good poll has Biden up 17 in Mi. Silver cant figure out why - it's a good poll. It doesn't matter. Vote the fuck out of this election.

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Using his latest EO he will strip every policy position of personnel and install every county Trump chairman as second deputy assistant secretary for whatever.

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She's one of the white ladies Trump is sworn to protect from Cory Booker and his vegan smoothies.

The Orange Dumbshit really doesn't get how most suburban women would feel about having Cory for a neighbour, does he?

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See, there's this virus called COVID-19 ...

No there's not. There's this virus called SARS-CoV2 (previously called 2019-nCoV), which causes a disease called COVID-19.</pedant>

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Da, ees good! I making much dollars, many fast!!

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Not to be confused with nipple coverings.

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Once more, for the record:

Here's how Donald Trump won Michigan in 2016:

Donald J. Trump, Republican: 2,279,543 47.3%

Hillary Clinton, Democrat: 2,268,839 47.0%

Yes, that's right, Trump won Michigan by 10,704 votes.

Now let's look at what might have made the difference:

Jill Stein, Green: 51,463

Yep, 51,463 voters chose Jill Stein, the Bernie Sanders proxy, instead of Hillary. Because Hillary was "too close to Wall Street."

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Yeah, kids can spread to adults. Interestingly, though, NPR was talking to someone who'd been studying the statistics and apparently elementary rates of infection are the same as the greater population in their area.

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I'm too in love with my husband, but yeah, I don't mind admiring that fellow's physique. Plus, isn't he the guy who ran into a burning building to save some folks when he as a mayor?

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give me a sec, gotta go grab my protractor.

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...Trump's Cadillac Learjet medical care...

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B-b-but Blah-Bama!

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