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But are you rich enough?

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8 tracks, they are the future.

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“she explained that “N/A,” short for “not applicable,” was meant to signify that she did not finish law school.”

So she didn't have enough money to buy her way to a law degree?! Sad!

And by this logic, too poor to hold a government jerb, because Trump don't like the poors in government.

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So that means it's just witness intimidation instead of obstruction.

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And witness intimidation.

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That is the old Imperial German flag from WWI. Since Germany outlawed showing symbols from the Third Reich, a lot of their right wing groups have taken to using it instead.

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I have health, and I've been told that I'm human, so that's Health and Human Services for me!

I'd have to be better than Tom Price, MD ( Major Dickweed).

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Goat libelz! The average goat in a wig, lipstick and a string of fake pearls would be far more,attractive AND articulate than Ms Suckabee.

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You make a convincing argument. I'll second that motion.

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Try saying that 5 times fast. I dare ya.

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Huh what now? Just woke up today after slipping into a deep coma back in 1987.

Gotta say these little TV phones are totally tubular, though I'm not sure I quite get the whole selfie thing...lame. Also, since they won't give me a damned newspaper, I can't seem to find any news on these things that's not a comedy skit...I mean who would believe a tacky asshole like Donald Trump was President of the US? I was not born yesterday, people. Seriously now, where do I get the news - the REAL news? Help a recently comatose guy out? Please?

Also, what's the deal with the music now? I keep asking for my Mister Mr. mix tape and they keep injecting me with powerful hypnotics immediately thereafter. Have you all figured out how to automatically flip the cassette yet?

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Lol. It's difficult not to perceive at least some less than endearing connotation from the term "battleship" when used as an adjective.

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There are some honest businesses that don't rip people off, but that is the way they are supposed to operate and therefore get little or no press.

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“It did not help her with Dr. Carson,” Williams said. “He was skeptical, too, just like anyone else. He didn’t realize she had the intellect and the knowledge and work ethic she has.”

Oh. My. God. Dr. Ben Carson assessing another person's intellect, knowledge, and work ethic.

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The Cliffs Notes version is: One Trillion Dollars In Tax Cuts For The Rich.

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I doubt the NSA part. If he remembered her melanin level, Urban was the only choice.

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