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Merle-Morrigan's avatar

geeze, dude, relax

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Even CNN found time to fact check the speech and give it a big minute and a half(I may be generous there, I was on lunch), it was nowhere near enough time. Anderson Cooper wasn't even there. Of course they had some grumpy looking lady on to talk about how some polls say, and some people say(probably their right wing friends), that Hillary isn't very trusted either.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Jesus Christ? The Senate would never approve that libtard!

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TeeRaak's avatar

I like winners who don't go bankrupt and say stupid shit and talk about their baby daughter's breasts.

Winners don't finish in 2nd place in Iowa...https://media2.giphy.com/me...

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Rachel Thorn's avatar

Perfectly good piece ruined by a stupid "quip" about Tourette Syndrome. Come on. You should know better. Tourette Syndrome is not a punch line.

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clever_sobriquet's avatar

His speeches sound like a Turing test gone rogue.

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clever_sobriquet's avatar

and one on MDMA!

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clever_sobriquet's avatar

BUT WAIT!!!!! THERE'S MORE!!!!!!!

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Jared James's avatar

And the fact he repeats long-debunked nonsense about Sec Clinton suggests he may have read a book! This is major news.

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Jared James's avatar

Which might explain his impression he's winning.

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Doug Langley's avatar

Big mystery that had people talking: why did Abner fight so hard to keep from hitching up with her?

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Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

Not as fun as the laser pointer, but still fun. Give your dog a belly rub for me.

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TeeRaak's avatar

https://media2.giphy.com/me...#disappointed #trump's shit is weak #looser #game over

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Miss Dill's avatar

His audience reminded me of those in infomercials, but not as good.

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TeeRaak's avatar

Lying?

Yeah, I remember the last president who lied his ass off hundreds of times.

At least no Republican keeps claiming he didn't lie, right?

😁

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