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But what would he do if you stiffed him? Put you on his enemies list?

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How many do you suppose they need?

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Well, she's definitely not a 10. Just a bag of bones. Terrible.

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Nope, he lied about that too. Eating the fruit and gaining "knowledge" of good and evil made us unlike God, not like Him.

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No, on his friend's list.

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Elijah Daniel is another one he can add to his enemy list. Homoerotic Trump fanfic http://www.dailydot.com/lol...

Quote from the book! "His ass flapped behind him like a mouthwatering stack of pancakes. And my hunger for pancakes had never been stronger"

Daniel told Paper magazine on Tuesday that he doesn't actually hate Donald Trump: "I don't hate Trump. I just hate his hair, his voice, his face, and everything he stands for."

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Uhm, that was a serpent, not satan, the "serpent was satan" spiel is just a later addition to bad theology. Or is satan crawling on his belly eating nothing but dust, and no1 bothered to tell us?

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With friends like that, who needs enemas.

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I hear chicks dig presidents. Probably the real reason Drumpf is running. And, he definitely wouldn't need to use his wealth, reputation, and power to intimidate women into allowing him to "seduce" them.... brrrh aargh. I just really grossed myself out.

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brrrh aargh.

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Tell me again how Hillary shouldn't be POTUS because Bill Clinton did sexytime with women back then?

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How 'bout Gov. Rick's office in Lansing, MI. In Febru-fucking-ary.

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I remember while watching that, I was the only one who laughed during that scene.

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[redacted sick comment about Roy Cohn's condylomatous dick with Dick and Donny, in light of revelations about Dick and Bebe Rebozo.]

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