I am sure our benevolent Creator will set aside a small corner of the Universe for Trump and his followers.
Trump will have to stand at a podium giving awkward speechs for eternity. His followers will suffer endless boredom, wishing they could leave, but they never can.
Trump won’t forgive his enemies because it “wouldn’t be real.” At least have to give him credit for understanding that St. Peter’s gonna see straight through his bullshit.
Stephen Colbert used to have a segment asking celebrities “what do you think happens when we die?” They’d give all kinds of answers. Trump’s answer isn’t in the same league 🙄
Hell called —— they said no room at the inn for the fuckface of the year. But there’s a tar pit in LA he can go to. It’s a really old crude oil fossil bed - he can turn into the fossil fuel he so loves.
When I die I don't want no harp to play. I wanna nice 12 string Gibson. I assume my fingers will work again. Maybe chat with Lincoln. And Napoleon but he's probably not there. Are the clouds mandatory? I guess I will find out.
The worst fate for Trump after death is the one I believe is coming for him. Nothing. He will be gone, not lamented, not remembered for long except as a pestilence. His cheap gaudy works demolished. Gone.
If we put him in a mushroom suit and tossed him into the woods the mushrooms wouldn't be able to make use of him either.
The word that comes to my little mind regarding t-Rump is "pathetic." It was "hate" but I'm past that now. I wish it was "irrelevant" but we're not there yet, alas. He has shown his true nature once again with his appointment of Miller, but that appointment also reveals his total lack of understanding about the nature of the nation's large majority of citizens and how they feel about his reign as pseudo-king: not just disapproval but rejection.
I had this feeling of deep, dull apathy toward Trump last Tuesday. He’s done, just not dead yet. I’m not feeling this same apathy since he appointed Stephen Miller, but I know once he’s no longer able to cause harm I don’t even have hate toward him.
Another example of Trump serving as a placeholder for how his supporters perceive their identities, having a Trump in their heads who only superficially resembles the actual orange man. In Douthat’s case, he imagines someone for whom spiritual matters get far less attention than his bowel movements.
Ancient philosophers believed that release of flatus could expel the soul from the body. Pythagoras wouldn't eat fava beans because of this risk. In the case of Trump, he has been aggressively expelling his soul from his body all his life. It is his only success.
On what will happen to him when he dies? I say, "LET'S FIND OUT!!!"
I am sure our benevolent Creator will set aside a small corner of the Universe for Trump and his followers.
Trump will have to stand at a podium giving awkward speechs for eternity. His followers will suffer endless boredom, wishing they could leave, but they never can.
I've been offline, how is SkeptiKC?
I was surprised to hear that Douthat asked Trump about the $3 billion he's made since becoming President.
Trump won’t forgive his enemies because it “wouldn’t be real.” At least have to give him credit for understanding that St. Peter’s gonna see straight through his bullshit.
Petty and stupid is no way to go through life, son...
Had no idea that being God's Imperfect Tool carried such risk!
Stephen Colbert used to have a segment asking celebrities “what do you think happens when we die?” They’d give all kinds of answers. Trump’s answer isn’t in the same league 🙄
It's not enough to OWN stocks. You have to be able to MANIPULATE the stocks you own as president.
oh shit, that's MY problem!
Seriously though a company I invested in went belly up because the CEO was frauding his ass off and Trump pardoned him.
Infuriating.
In inferno nullo est redemtio.
I can't express thanks enough that you are covering faces with emoji's. Thank you!
No kidding. So tired of looking at him.
Hell called —— they said no room at the inn for the fuckface of the year. But there’s a tar pit in LA he can go to. It’s a really old crude oil fossil bed - he can turn into the fossil fuel he so loves.
I live right by there, available to dropkick:)
Sparta style?
The best!
When I die I don't want no harp to play. I wanna nice 12 string Gibson. I assume my fingers will work again. Maybe chat with Lincoln. And Napoleon but he's probably not there. Are the clouds mandatory? I guess I will find out.
O/T: It appears that the annual UMich game with the Spartans was very raucous this year. Besides the fact that Hugh Jackman served as the guest coach:
https://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/2026/11/5-arrested-30-ejected-during-michigan-game-against-spartans.html?
The worst fate for Trump after death is the one I believe is coming for him. Nothing. He will be gone, not lamented, not remembered for long except as a pestilence. His cheap gaudy works demolished. Gone.
If we put him in a mushroom suit and tossed him into the woods the mushrooms wouldn't be able to make use of him either.
The word that comes to my little mind regarding t-Rump is "pathetic." It was "hate" but I'm past that now. I wish it was "irrelevant" but we're not there yet, alas. He has shown his true nature once again with his appointment of Miller, but that appointment also reveals his total lack of understanding about the nature of the nation's large majority of citizens and how they feel about his reign as pseudo-king: not just disapproval but rejection.
I had this feeling of deep, dull apathy toward Trump last Tuesday. He’s done, just not dead yet. I’m not feeling this same apathy since he appointed Stephen Miller, but I know once he’s no longer able to cause harm I don’t even have hate toward him.
Donnie is trying desperately to remain relevant.
The Emperor's New Clothes have been revealed.
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He is going to be the lamest of lame ducks.
Another example of Trump serving as a placeholder for how his supporters perceive their identities, having a Trump in their heads who only superficially resembles the actual orange man. In Douthat’s case, he imagines someone for whom spiritual matters get far less attention than his bowel movements.
Ancient philosophers believed that release of flatus could expel the soul from the body. Pythagoras wouldn't eat fava beans because of this risk. In the case of Trump, he has been aggressively expelling his soul from his body all his life. It is his only success.
Well, Pythagoras preferred more angular foods.
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I'll see myself out.