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But, but..who will be pertectin Freedumb then?

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Hasn't that 3-year old mastered the rabbit punch yet..Cheesus, Kids these days...

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Line of gun sight then?

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Could be, yes. Not to mention all the hotel rooms next door.

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Some of them are so fuckin sappy, they give me teh diabeetus.

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Is the following also banned after all it is Texas we're talking about!

http://www.thetruthaboutgun...

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Obligatory 'GMTA.'

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Yes, it would be dreadful if some hate filled asshole took à shot at thé Président or VP. Luckily so far they've been mostly targeting children and churchgoers. And people at movie theaters. And concerts. And just walking. So, you know, no need for concern there. Yay guns, boo uppity survivors, right guys? /S

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I just think they are phony as hell and they bring out my evil side! I’d rather be a bad girl, thanks.

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Still love The Tick!

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Oh, most definitely, could be, (IS), the Russians.

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Got news for that NRA member. Having Pence as the VP makes the whole damn country look foolish!

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Banning guns at a convention attended by the president and vice president is liberal logic and It makes their argument look foolish? No, no, their argument is foolish to begin with. That's why they get tripped up by these things. Logic is usually no friend of propaganda.

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"Yeah, my owner swatted me with a newspaper once. Once."

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The only thing that can stop a bad three year old with a stuffed rabbit is a good three year old with a stuffed rabbit! (Also, yes, they all sound EXACTLY like your three-year-old niece.)

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This whole administration could be tricked by dolphins.

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