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Russell Jones's avatar

>>his is Sylvester Stallone in the Judge Dredd movie (1995); his catchphrase was “I Am The Law!”<<

I KNEW you'd say that!

Herr Snackmeier's avatar

Fav detail from the WaPo report was the sharpied rendering upon which That Asshole in the White House indicated Doric columns weren't fancy enough. And he spelled Corinthian correctly.

el duderino's avatar

Who needs fire exits? That’s what the golden sprinklers are for

SethTriggs's avatar

Oh yeah one more thing...if Kamala Harris was cavalier enough about fire safety, to the point where she owned an unsafe fire that had a fire that killed a guy...what do you think would be happening to her (and all Democrats?)

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

On top of the ballroom is (supposed to be) a drone port. As a drone port, it's a military facility. It's a high-risk potential target and also carries the risk of a catastrophic accident. He wants to build it with no fireproofing and no emergency exits.

The 1970s disaster movie writes itself.

Corvid Opera's avatar

Whar Shelley Winters when we need her most!

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

I was thinking of Poseidon Adventure when I wrote this!

(As a yute, Pamela Sue Martin left an impression on me.)

Corvid Opera's avatar

You and many others, I would wager!

Corvid Opera's avatar

I AM a nerd, but an opera nerd, so I appreciate the notes, Dok! Now to read the article..

SethTriggs's avatar

I'm on Team Tofu Dreg!

Shocktreatment's avatar

The former Rosemont Horizon's wooden roof collapsed during construction, killing several and injuring more. Lots of people wore hardhats to the inaugural events.

Does anyone make fireproof tuxedos?

Just curious, it's not like I'm going balling in the firetrap ballroom, ever.

rawrtigerlily's avatar

I seem to remember one of the first AI renderings had several extra grand staircases that didn’t lead to any egress points. I’m sure fire marshals love that.

paperlesstiger's avatar

Typical Trump construction, it's already condemned before it's even built. On the bright side, it makes it easier to get rid of if we ever come to our senses.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. Lest anyone forget, That Thing in the Offal Office refused to put sprinklers on the ceilings of Trump Tower apartments for "aesthetic" reasons. Because of that, one of the residents/buyers died in a fire. Everything he's ever done is corrupt, as well as tacky and tasteless.

Vote *every* Republican out of office. November is coming.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I think we should also remember that building code at that time didn't require he put them in...

I feel like that was also bad. Everyone but him did put them in... But still.

EyeQueue's avatar

And then continue to vote every shitbag Republican out for all of time.

SunMoonStars's avatar

Alleged Leaks reveal Trump’s FCC chair Brendan Carr spent 9 years in a secret sex cult that abused teenage girls

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rq7xbu4hwwgqjbssglnjxv4h/post/3mwa6yzuvr22y?ref_src=embed

The allegation stemmed from an investigation The Guardian published on Sept. 22, 2026. According to it, for about 10 years Carr was a member of a Washington, D.C., Alcoholics Anonymous group that former members described as a cult. Some former members claimed the group's leaders, all older men, sexually exploited them when they were teenage girls.

Snopes found no indication that The Guardian's reporting was inaccurate or misleading, but cannot rate the claim without independently confirming the reporting. We contacted multiple former Midtown AA members and are actively working to confirm the account of a woman who said she dated Carr while they were both members. We also reached out to the FCC to give Carr the opportunity to comment, but had not heard back.

Former members of the Midtown AA group told The Guardian that Carr wasn't involved in sexual misconduct, describing him as a "victim" of the group and "a safe respite" from the abuse. They also said that the older group leaders' sexual exploitation of teenage girls was an open secret and normalized within the group.

A former member told The Washington Post that she was "passed around" from Midtown leader to Midtown leader and that her sponsor encouraged her to have sex with Quinones. A different former member described Quinones to The Guardian as the "Epstein of AA," and said shortly before he died, Quinones confessed to her that he had sex with a 15-year-old.

https://www.snopes.com/news/2026/09/24/fcc-brendan-carr-sex-cult/

rawrtigerlily's avatar

How much time do we think Brendan Carr spent with Howard Lutnick (nutlick) and “friends and neighbors.”

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Gee, it's like they're all abusive, degenerate perverts...

SunMoonStars's avatar

Yeah labeling him as a 'victim'. How very R of him and them.

paperlesstiger's avatar

Is it a breach of national security to have an idiot in charge of it?

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

I hate every asshole who lets Dipshit get away with his shit, especially those who have the power to stop him. Looking at you, repubs in Congress.

EyeQueue's avatar

And the media. And other nation's leaders.

They could put a stop to this but won't. The other countries should treat us like a pariah fucking dog and not have any dealings with us.

I guess they have their own perverse incentives or cowardice, though.

SunMoonStars's avatar

Not only get away with it fully participating in it even the supreme court has their fingers in many pies.

swmnguy's avatar

I periodically list all the things I think this monstrosity will lack, rendering it useless as a ballroom space, but it never occurred to me there wouldn't be any Service corridors.

So, based on what I've seen; this thing won't work for audio, video, lighting, rigging; and you can't get stuff into the room.

No way there will adequate power, load-in facilities, etc.

I'm guessing this clown thinks the Waldorf-Astoria in Manhattan is the epitome of ballrooms. OK, it is gorgeous, and they do events there all the time. But the ballrooms are useless and notoriously difficult to do anything in, including loading in and out. They do have Service corridors, though narrow. They do have a loading dock and freight elevator up to ballroom level.

This thing is useless and dangerous. A perfect illustration of the times. Like Nero's Golden House. A thing that will never be completed or used, at enormous cost.

Shocktreatment's avatar

Acoustics... logistics... climate management...cold space...

"Mayyyy be tha's how it's done in some fancy elite places! With fire codes!! Yooo mus' be some kinda librul smertypantses!!!"

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

If they'd actually consulted with someone competent question one would have been:

"Ok, where on the White House property can we put the loading dock? You want a massive ballroom, we need to be able to pull up and unload a decent size truck without being a huge eyesore. You don't have space from that, we don't have space for an event space."

swmnguy's avatar

Well, it's a true fact that architects rarely consult the people who will actually use the spaces they design. Docks, service corridors, storage space, freight elevators etc. don't generate revenue and the public generally doesn't see them, so they're often back-burnered and pretty much afterthoughts.

But that's for shitty venues. Venues that know what they're doing will force the architects to account for those things.

I can't stand the Gaylord properties, though I work in them a lot. At the very least they do have adequate support infrastructure. Because they're smart enough to know that they can ram more business through their facilities if production can get in, up and out in a reasonable timeframe. They gouge for electrical connections, and if I told you how much they charge to use their internet you wouldn't believe me.

OK, I'll tell you. WiFi costs about $30 per day per person. So for a conference of about 1000 people over 3 days, by the time it's all said and done $100,000 more or less. For internet service that's already there. About 5 minutes of typing, for the technician to set up a custom SSID and password, and to apportion the bandwidth.

But anyhoo, this White House Ballroom won't be useable. It'll be a big, horribly loud, badly lit, dining hall. Where the food shows up cold and veeerrrrryyyy slowly without service corridors or "back of house" space at level.

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

Nero's Golden House was torn down after his suicide, and eventually the Colosseum was built on the site.

Shocktreatment's avatar

Now, if the Golden House had just had some damn drones...

swmnguy's avatar

Vespasian was a practical guy.

SunMoonStars's avatar

It's an above the ground bunker and monument to himself. I hope the next D destroys it on live tv.

Shocktreatment's avatar

A lottery for the sledgehammer franchise...

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Sell tickets like those "smash room" places and let the American Public in on the fun...

Then sell the rubble to Maga Morons to offset the cost of destroying it. Because you KNOW they'd want a piece for posterity...

Mara in Mountains's avatar

Call it an indirect subsidy of the jackhammer industry and even Republicans will participate.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Its a desperate attempt to prove his career of total failure as a developer was actually an aberration and he's actually really good at it.

Because then people will respect him, even his father.

swmnguy's avatar

With all the floor-to-ceiling windows? Not much of a bunker. It's just a monument to himself.

swmnguy's avatar

Yeah, sure, probably. But that's a relative thing. They don't put lots of windows in real forts.

SunMoonStars's avatar

You give him way more credit than I do.