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Am I considered cheap because I prefer the generic store brand bleach? I mean, I can't even tell a difference in taste with the name brands.

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42.6 approval rating, people!

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Biff’s ultimate downfall is going to be his inability to take bad news. He pathetic need for constant undeserved praise and toxic narcissism make him incapable of facing the reality that he done fucked up and that he needs to change course. It can never be HIS fault, so he has to constantly lash out at his underlings whenever things go south. He’s going to be in denial about his sinking poll numbers all the way through the election and beyond.

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Still too fucking high.

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But Brad said on Twitter he didn't get yelled at. In fact, he said "There's absolutely no daylight between us". That would sound hot if we weren't talking about who we're talking about.

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Probably besties with Nazi Miller...probably a Proud Boy, too.

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When the Republican Secretary of State in Ohio lost spectacularly in the governor's race, he took out his anger on the incoming Secretary of State (a Democrat) by making the incoming Secretary of State's number two guy come down to the office the night before taking over to get the keys to the office from the outgoing Secretary of State's number two guy.

Keys got handed over at 11:59 PM in the building lobby.

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I see him getting dragged out of the White House by the Secret Service because, the moment the new President takes the oath of office, they aren't working for Donnie anymore.

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Couldn't happen to a nicer crowd of grifters. I'm sure Trump is the worst boss in the world. But if you are so craven to work for him. Fuck you and your feelings. I hope you get ulcers on your ulcers and develop a fatal drinking problem.

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He's a sociopath. Incapable of having feelings about anything other than himself. I think you could literally gun his kids down in front of him and his only reaction would be to beg for his own life.

My cousin was a diagnosed sociopath. The behavior is identical. The whole world was supposed to revolve around him, and when it didn't go his way, he threw fits, and blamed and threatened everyone else. But at least my cousin had the decency to stay unemployed all his life and only harass his family, and then to kill himself with drugs and booze at age 50. I'm just hoping the drug use and fast food and constant rage will finally take Donnie down.

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"There's absolutely no daylight between us"

Brad's head is so far up Trump's ass that he hasn't seen daylight in months,

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... with votes.

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"like a bump on a pickle".... that is just awesome.... new to me.

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OT, for reals, there was a sign on the bleach shelf at the store saying not to inject or drink it,

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Stolen from The Golden Girls. Sophia.

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I read every word of this and he seems to have every. single. symptom. and to engage in every behavior listed at the end, with the possible exception of "feeling depressed and moody because they fall short of perfection." I don't think IQ45 believes he falls short of anything, especially not perfection, and he doesn't appear to feel depression so much as constant rage.I've never seen anyone who was the literal, actual embodiment of every aspect of a disease. It's like if you're the person who gets all the side effects of a drug, down to "children born with the head of a cocker spaniel" and death.

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