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"At one point yesterday, Trump said that Kim Jong-un is “getting very worried” and that he “thinks Biden is a total …” before cutting himself off and saying he can’t use the word, but it is a “very bad word.”"

Pussy. He wanted to say pussy but he is too PC and too WOKE to say it.

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"This is all Biden stuff. All of these indictments that you see. I was never indicted." Projection? Well, it's one hell of a confession!

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" TRUMP: I’m for us! You know how you spell “us,” right? You spell “us” “U-S!” I just picked that up. Has anyone ever thought of that?"

Congratulations! You're where I ( and I am no savant) was in preschool.

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Where to begin...

With a rum and cola for breakfast, I think.

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I wonder what color the sky is on Donnie's world.

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So, Duhnald, and many of his minions (Mot the cute, yellow ones. The gross, white ones.) have claimed that if he were president, the Russian war on Ukraine would be over in 24 hours, and the Palestinian/Israeli war wouldn't have even happened. Seems to me that if Duhnald is the great leader he believes himself to be, he would provide his solutions to these murderous events, save the lives, homes, and businesses of Ukrainians, Russians, Jews, and Arabs. But we know he doesn't have any ideas at all, let alone anything near what is required to stop the slaughter innocent human beings. I'm so sick of this overblown hemorrhoid taking up time, space, and oxygen. Still, the problem remains that should he be sent to prison, his cult of morons, both private citizens and public office holders, will continue to inflict their special brand of ignorance, bigotry, stupidity and cruelty on so many people in this country and around the world.

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I do believe that trump could surrender any country to Russia in less than 24 hours. He already did it once.

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YOU must have completely forgotten the secret plan for crushing ISis he had ready for us as he told us before taking office. Then once he was in office, he crushed ISIS like anything. So I guess if we're smart, we'll try voting for him and waiting till he's in office. Want to?

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"Isis" spells "is is." Isn't that amazing?

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He's contributed so much to our culture.

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It 'IS' amazing.

Hey, looky there!!!!!!

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Let's paraphrase Trump today:

"I am too stupid to be held responsible for anything that I ever did."

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Is he still in NH or starting a full speech tour?

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I assume he's due in a courtroom, somewhere.

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Surely his brain will explode sometime soon?

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No fuel there to explode.

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Vacuums implode.

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More of a wet fart than an explosion.

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More and more he sounds like Captain Queeg in his courtmartial scene in the "Caine Mutiny". If he starts rattling ball bearings, I'm outta here.

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I understand YOU enjoy strawberries...?

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Yeah. Me and the mess stewards took a whole box of them.

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Just wait till he realises that Uncle Sam = US.

Or Union of Socialist.

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"I just noticed that when you spell the name 'Arkansas", the name of 'Kansas' is contained inside. I'll bet no one else ever picked up on that."

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It's like a pirate saying Kansas:

'Arrrrrr - Kansas'

kind of.......

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My theory is about journalists choosing not to follow up on an insane soundbite is intentional. Similar to when you take a deposition and get an incredibly valuable answer on the record, sometimes you move on, and don’t grant the speaker a moment to realize what they said and qualify it, or take it back. When Trump says “I wasn’t indicted, you never heard of the word,” it’s batshit crazy brain stuff. Don’t ask him why he said it. If his follow up is cogent, “I mean these indictments are all phony,” it undermines the idiocy of his words. I have no reason to believe he could explain that comment rationally, mind you.

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One time, when I was about 20, I noted that my mom and dad and I ALL HAD THE SAME LAST INITIAL!

Mom asked if I was drunk.

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It's a little like the fancy algorithm that sweeps over Facebook periodically, including quite recently among my circle of friends, that basically proves if you add your age to the year you were born, you get the current year!

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My kids quit coming to me to have their homework initialed (weird policy, IMHO) before they turned it in because their teachers wanted to know why I, NO, did not approve their homework.

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Oct 25, 2023·edited Oct 25, 2023

'Listen lady, I didn't approve of homework when I was 11. Fucked if I'm gonna approve of it 30 years on'

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Birb will remember that comment about his bits forever. And laugh about it.

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“You spell “us” “U-S!” I just picked that up.”

Let’s see…..checks Webster’s Dictionary…..HOLY SHIT! HE’S RIGHT!

This is a game changer.

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12th dimension chess, I tell ya!

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As Fran Lebowitz said, "You do not know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump. You just don’t.”

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In fairness, he hadn’t met his supporters.

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