Since the Legendary Days of Horrors Past when ourSPYmagazine would arrive by postal mail with yet another vicious attack on short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump, people have wondered about the uncouth troglodyte's horrible hairpiece thing hanging over his neanderthal forehead and beady eyes. Now, perhaps,
She just checked in on me again. Why I don't know. I lost my sense of humor last year and I just lurk here now. Could she be just sitting there for like hours and hours pounding hundreds of people or is she a double agent working to give Ken the views? I want extra pee points for this and a diet coke and the window seat and all her cigs and if I end up on TV I want a SAG contract Mr.Breitbart.
And don't forget "Jared Loughner is just a fall-guy. High Democrat officials orchestrated the shooting in order to gain sympathy for their cause" Teabagger/ psycho.
As my hair thins, it is increasingly depressing that a billionaire can only afford to grow a 7 foot long strand of hair over his left ear to cover a one and one-half span of male patterned baldness. At least the Eastern European bimbos are something to strive for.
Fuck Trump, but SPY!; I loved that magazine, really made me laugh. Bring back 'Logrolling In Our Time', the feature where asshole authors review each other's trashy books for mutual pimping. That was great.
So Donald, we "fixed" the hair problem. Now if we could only do something about the wrinkles, the squinty eyes, and breath that would put a used turtle aquarium to shame.
She just checked in on me again. Why I don't know. I lost my sense of humor last year and I just lurk here now. Could she be just sitting there for like hours and hours pounding hundreds of people or is she a double agent working to give Ken the views? I want extra pee points for this and a diet coke and the window seat and all her cigs and if I end up on TV I want a SAG contract Mr.Breitbart.
Oh, they like us is all. When they get a little older it'll be different.
And don't forget "Jared Loughner is just a fall-guy. High Democrat officials orchestrated the shooting in order to gain sympathy for their cause" Teabagger/ psycho.
I'll see you there Lizzie. Unless it's raining . I melt in the rain :(
As my hair thins, it is increasingly depressing that a billionaire can only afford to grow a 7 foot long strand of hair over his left ear to cover a one and one-half span of male patterned baldness. At least the Eastern European bimbos are something to strive for.
Fuck Trump, but SPY!; I loved that magazine, really made me laugh. Bring back 'Logrolling In Our Time', the feature where asshole authors review each other's trashy books for mutual pimping. That was great.
so this means sarah p is still around, yes?
this is very very good.
and i would buy it.
huh. and here i was just about to quit equity. and here they go and do something useful for once.
dammit.
1. Tattoo wood grain design onto scalp. 2. Grow 5 remaining strands extra long, pointing hither and yon. 3. ????? 4. Profit!!! 5. Buy new, artificially enhanced, glorified, legitimized call-girl wife every 3 to 4 years. 6. WIN!
So Donald, we "fixed" the hair problem. Now if we could only do something about the wrinkles, the squinty eyes, and breath that would put a used turtle aquarium to shame.
He's usually satisfied with simply finger banging the rest of us. Looks like he actually wants to BE you, sorosbot.
Am I the only old who remembers Tiny Elvis? Trump always reminds me of him when he talks about how HUGE his ______ project will be.
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As the mullet-sporting gentlemen says, &quot;The babes are back!&quot;