Who’s the soulless puffy prick who will primary those other dicks in 2016? Trump! You’re damn right. (But probably not.) According to Donald Trump , Donald Trump is looking to get back in the presidential campaign game. And this time he’s totally, 100%, cross-his-heart-hope-to-die-but-still-have-his-epidermis-cryogenically-frozen serious about it.
The bottomless well of the GOP grift rolls merrily along. no matter how much money is yet again siphoned from their wallets, the rubes will happily line up to be fleeced some more.
Donald Trump for President? I'm unsure, how will I know he loves America enough? He wasn't raised like you and I. Does he even own a flag pin, or a flag for that matter? Guns, does he carry a gun in support of the Second Amendment? What church does he attend, and can he conduct tours of the Holy Land? Has he taken a position on the vaxxes and said anything about three person families? He needs to schedule a trip to England.
Nice lead in; I had to try and sing the rest of it while the spouse does all the wacka-wacka guitar noises in the background.
Donald Trump Has Campaign Fever And You’ll Never Guess The Prescription
More cowbell?
Also, too, we want to see if his fingers are short.
The prescription is always more cowbell.
I think the character Denny Crane from Boston Legal had to be based on the Donald.
That's true...because then they won't so much be laughing at us as guffawing, snickering, and snorting at us.
Ten percent of nothing is—let me do the math here. Nothing into nothin'. Carry the nothin'...
"Soulless puffy prick"? Well, that narrows it down.
::going back to read the article::
"Trump" — dammit, SPOILER ALERT, you guys!
The bottomless well of the GOP grift rolls merrily along. no matter how much money is yet again siphoned from their wallets, the rubes will happily line up to be fleeced some more.
With The Donald, it's always about the brand.
The man gives attention whores a bad name.
What you talkin' bout Willis?
Jay, also too
Donald Trump for President? I'm unsure, how will I know he loves America enough? He wasn't raised like you and I. Does he even own a flag pin, or a flag for that matter? Guns, does he carry a gun in support of the Second Amendment? What church does he attend, and can he conduct tours of the Holy Land? Has he taken a position on the vaxxes and said anything about three person families? He needs to schedule a trip to England.
Wigs are really expensive to maintain (my guy used to work in a salon that catered to Orthodox women in the 5 Towns)
A role that was perfect for William Shatner. KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!