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Meccalopolis's avatar

Don't do eggs kids, mkay. Eggs are bad.

42tontom's avatar

Low IQ person talking about someone else’s IQ is peak low IQ.

Joe Christmas's avatar

If he ain’t lying he’s projecting and the thing left is grifting.

RRJKR's avatar

Trump to self "Wow!! I can destroy whole civilizations!! How cool and bad ass am I!!"

Vincent's avatar
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The only thing every Democrat should say when asked any question is to demand that the Republicans support an effort to remove Trump, who is clearly full on fuck bonkers, from office either through impeachment or the 25th Amendment.

Then answer the question. Republicans did the same thing for 4 years with some version of "Biden crime family".

Colbert Thorenson's avatar

Is it Jesus that rises again or is it the South? I'm getting confused.

Vincent's avatar

Boah, Jesus is the South, and the South is Jesus. It's a new Holy Quaditty.

Richard S's avatar

The Sun Also Rises.....

Dave's Not Here's avatar

More than anyone else, Dominionists run the Trump administration. They see themselves fulfilling the biblical prophetic return of Christ.

Doing so requires an apacolypse. More than a few civilizations will have to be burned to cinders in order to bring that about.

I wish I were joking.

Alpaca22's avatar

I wish more folk understood this. So many ignored it when we were yelling about the Heritage Foundation and how embedded they are in R politics.

RRJKR's avatar

Nothing wrong with helping those Biblical prophecies along!! It's God's will!

DogParent's avatar

Remember when he told a lengthy off-color story, involving a yacht full of "models" and middle-aged creeps, at a Boy Scout Jamboree, or is this just a bad dream I had during his first dumbass administration?

Kathleen L Cole's avatar

FAMILY VALUES!FAMILY VALUES ------i.e. Not LGBTQ, oh my. LOL

RRJKR's avatar

Isn't it amazing how a guy who used five phony ass excuses to avoid military service is now a ruthless commanding general of massive armies, and how a drunken POS whose military record is sketchy at best is his second in command?

DogParent's avatar

We are witnessing the spectacular last gasp of Unquestioned White Male Mediocrity. They are trying to destroy as much as possible on their way out, since if they can't have it, no one can.

Alpaca22's avatar

may I steal this description? It is so spot on

RRJKR's avatar

Yes, and those two certainly are great examples of "mediocrity", at best

Axomamma's avatar

I don't know about you but as a child I learned that calling someone else stupid was not nice at all. I guess things have changed, because there is no difference between "low IQ" and "stupid," yet those parents have no issue with another adult referring to someone else as "low IQ" repeatedly in front of their children.

As for the second episode, Trump assumes that his autograph is only valuable as a commodity - no on actually wants it except for its monetary value. It never occurs to him to suggest they might keep it as a reminder and inspiration to grow up to be like him (heaven forbid) which is very weird for someone who constantly brags about how great he is. It's inconceivable to him that anyone should bother being as great as him, because he is so special and unique - no one in the world has ever been as smart as him. How else would he be president? (Ignoring, of course, all previous presidents, because they were all low IQ.)

I am trying to decide if I should wait till after Trump nukes Iran or I should get out of bed now. The sausage gravy in my fridge is calling for me and a biscuit, so I guess I'll get up.

Vic's avatar

The irony is that, by every measure, Trump is probably the most ignorant, uneducated, and unbiddable president in American history -- with the possible exceptions of Ronald Reagan and Bush the Dumber.

"It's like nothing anybody has ever seen before," a four-year-old would say.

Pope Buck I's avatar

Reagan knew how to stay on script, and Dubya at least deferred to the experienced (if morally bankrupt) people around him.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

The sausage gravy, the biscuit and the fridge, individually, all have IQs much higher than donnie's.

But do put them together and you also have an IQ higher than his entire cabinet collectively.

Enjoy your breakfast!

Axomamma's avatar

Sausage gravy is my god. I was introduced to it late in life, and it has been my favorite thing to eat for breakfast since. I make a batch and bag it up for the freezer so I can have it whenever I like. I recommend everyone do so. If you or someone you know makes good biscuits, all the better. I make terrible biscuits so for the purposes of sausage gravy I use frozen store-bought. An air fryer is perfect for baking a frozen biscuit. I'd best get up and get to it before the world ends.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

This reminds me to put the yams in the air fryer at least an hour before my Tuesday dinner guest arrives tonight.

Thank you. :>))))

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. No one should let their kids anywhere near him. Ever.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

It's too bad that Melania is not screwing the big Donnie Darko bunny, because that would be far more interesting than anything dribbling out of her husband's mouth at present.

innocentbystander's avatar

Where can I get a "JD Vance for President 2026" yard sign ?

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

HA! I'd go with "Usha for President 2026" just to mess with their lil MAGA heads.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

All we can hope for now is that the rot inside the military industrial complex pervades every thing in the Pentagon and has created a ton of tiny holes in the foundations.

The cold weather has forced tiny rodents into the building. And the tiny rodents have eaten all the insulation off the wiring that goes to the equipment that sends out his launch orders. A short circuit and a fire could result.

I'm crossing my fingers. C'mon you tiny rodents! Get the job done!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

https://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3mivyfi73ac2u

Donald Trump is threatening to destroy a "whole civilization… never to be brought back again," but at least Merrick Garland kept his investigation from looking too political.

Kathleen L Cole's avatar

"civilization"?-----ok, me safe here in maga-ville. woot

AJ Milne's avatar

The pathetic orange drooling criminal moron threatening entire civilizations—especially one been around a while—naturally makes me think of a line from ancient literature:

(… specifically Springsteen: ‘They’re still here/he’s all gone’.)

David Maceira's avatar

He asked where Mel-ligula was. His moldy cottage cheese brain didn't notice she was standing right next to him.

This is what happens when you stare at an eclipse with out protective eye wear. Or you have unprotected sex with dozens of whooers.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Bragging is not fact. Coverups, though...those girls were underaged and were repeatedly assaulted and raped. They weren't "whooers."

Vic's avatar

Funny how Tiny Hands can't find partners/victims without resorting to using money or violence.

Why is that, actually? Can he not charm women with his conversational ability?

Sister Artemis's avatar

will no one think of the whooers?