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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

He really is the stupidest fuck I've ever known of, and I've taught middle school.

Maybe's avatar

Egg prices went up because a whole bunch of egg-laying chickens died. A shortage of product generally raises prices (oil, for example). Unless trumpy personally resurrected those chickens then he has nothing to do with egg prices going down.

Note: he probably thinks he could do it since he seems to think he's God.

Warren's avatar

Can we have the Easter Rabbit as our President, not Irontail? Or the creepy woman from Elite Hunting? (“You must get tattoo! Is in contract!!”)

Hazel-rah, would you be in El-ah-ri-rah’s Owslah, and rid us of this murderous beast?

martin.english@gmail.com's avatar

SMALL CHILD: What?

I know where you're coming from, kiddo.

mtn_socialist's avatar

"Trump was focused on talking about a very important voter demographic that he is sure he carried in 2024: people who “do eggs.”

... ayggs, Babs, AAYYGGS!!

mtn_socialist's avatar

"The girl can't help it

The girl can't help it

The girl can't help it

The girl can't help it..."

Hank Napkin's avatar

Seen at the end of the ceremony gathering, gathering, gathering for his Omelette Cart.

"M"'s avatar

That's the Omelette Cart slouching towards Bethlehem

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Cherish the Cart! Cherish the Cart!

IAmArlo's avatar

He mocked another adult in front of a child, let alone that the adult was a former president. At a children’s event. During the Easter holiday.

I guess MAGA owns the libs again.

Alternative Dog's avatar

The caption on the top photo is comedy gold.

IMPOed's avatar

If Kamala is low IQ, you, clodhopper, are under the fucking dumpster! 🤬

Maybe's avatar

Note that Kamala did not inherit $400 million when her daddy died (actually he is still alive). trumpy did, at a time when New York real estate prices were just starting to sky-rocket. Given all his bankruptcies, his brilliant IQ must not include how money works.

Runfastandwin's avatar

Every parent who took their kid to that event is A Evil Idiot.

Warren's avatar

Free stuff. Who can say no to free stuff?

Now, most of DC is populated by blacks. Given that a lottery chooses the wee ones, purely at random, why are there so few of the brothers and sisters rolling the eggs, with their mothers wearing their church clothes? (Melania, please take notes. For further research, go to Mama Soul’s Mother’s Day Jazz Brunch from 1300 to 1600.)

Stephen Miller must be getting practice at rigging elections in.

Runfastandwin's avatar

I think "random lottery" is a lie...

Maybe's avatar

Depends on your definition of "random." The only way Repubs "win" is by changing what words mean. "People," for example, means white, professed-Christian, male.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

sounds about right...

Michael's avatar

That guy's brains are curdled tapioca. Why doesn't Vance be a patriot for a change and invoke the 25th?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Vance is an empty suit with no strong opinions on anything.

Maybe's avatar

In some way it would be amusing to see what happens to Vance if trumpy dies during his term. I strongly suspect that the knives are already out for him from the Repubs who think they should take over after trumpy. I don't think Vance has much popularity, good contacts, or even an iota of charismatic personality.

Meccalopolis's avatar

Don't do eggs kids, mkay. Eggs are bad.

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

"If you do eggs, you're bad. 'M-kay?

42tontom's avatar

Low IQ person talking about someone else’s IQ is peak low IQ.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

It's kind of scary for the country that Kamala is a low IQ person, because Donald Trump is a lot stupider than her.

"M"'s avatar

Well, the thing is, she's not

The other thing is that Donald calls all Black women that whom he knows exist as individuals

The other other thing is that the Orange Oaf projects. A lot.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Wee, the thing is, I know she's not.

I have been advocating for a snark font since literally the beginning of time.

Joe Christmas's avatar

If he ain’t lying he’s projecting and the thing left is grifting.

RRJKR's avatar

Trump to self "Wow!! I can destroy whole civilizations!! How cool and bad ass am I!!"

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Maybe's avatar

And much of the country.

Vincent's avatar

The only thing every Democrat should say when asked any question is to demand that the Republicans support an effort to remove Trump, who is clearly full on fuck bonkers, from office either through impeachment or the 25th Amendment.

Then answer the question. Republicans did the same thing for 4 years with some version of "Biden crime family".

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Democrats don't get the whole "strategy" thing.

Runfastandwin's avatar

If only, instead we just get business as usual.

Colbert Thorenson's avatar

Is it Jesus that rises again or is it the South? I'm getting confused.

"M"'s avatar

I think when and if Jesus does rise again, Confederates are gonna be hella surprised at some of the things he has to say

Tech oligarchs, too

Maybe's avatar

Also at his skin color and hair type. We are not talking blond surfer dude here.

Vincent's avatar

Boah, Jesus is the South, and the South is Jesus. It's a new Holy Quaditty.

Richard S's avatar

The Sun Also Rises.....

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Jewelry store is robbed. Owner comes out shooting. Robber blame him for "jewelry aggression".

"M"'s avatar

"I ask you, who fired the first shot?"

That should be asked of every Confederate who starts in with that passive aggressive crap

I have also had some gleeful moments showing copies of the Articles of Secession of certain Southern states -- which state (npi) clearly and with no equivocation that their secession was ABOUT RETAINING THE INSTITUTION OF SLAVERY

Faces turn green

You wanna say the quiet parts out loud, honey? Okay, sure, we can do that

Maybe's avatar

I still want to ask "Who won?" since way too many bozos don't seem to know.l