Trump: " You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
Obama: "I'm going to go with the clown option. Yeah. Not even a hard question, really."
I thought he'd gotten more than 40 million. I thought he'd gotten around 10,000 apartments from his dad, which is a yooge, classy way to make money. I remember he made his money in NYC in the 1980s because the city was offering massive tax breaks to developers.
My mother once planted some Creeping Sharia. Little did she know it would spread so quickly! One evening I spotted a tendril pooking out of the fireplace into the living room. I was aghast.
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Yemen, that's bad
If Joaquin Castro was Veep, how do we know he wouldn't send his twin brother to work in his place just to fuck with us?
"But look at the results — Syria, Benghazi. Look at her results."
Ok serious question. The next time he shows up on Meet the Press, God can you make Chuck ask him "What country is Benghazi in?"
I thought it was Kim Jong-un who was bestest at everything. I want to see a one-on-one contest.
Yes, Donald destroyed Scottish wetlands with bulldozers for profit. He totally kilt them.
Did you ever doubt it?
The little one at the front looks Asian, she should be stoned and then deported, for taking a WASP cheerleaders job.
Trump: " You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
Obama: "I'm going to go with the clown option. Yeah. Not even a hard question, really."
What women hasn't?
Groan.
I thought he'd gotten more than 40 million. I thought he'd gotten around 10,000 apartments from his dad, which is a yooge, classy way to make money. I remember he made his money in NYC in the 1980s because the city was offering massive tax breaks to developers.
Jerkass
My mother once planted some Creeping Sharia. Little did she know it would spread so quickly! One evening I spotted a tendril pooking out of the fireplace into the living room. I was aghast.
Jemima?
He can't even succeed at his hair.