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Donald Trump Has Team of Gumshoes In Hawaii Looking For Birth Certificate
Donald Trump has certainly given a very interesting interview to the Today show, considering he's going to be our next president of the United States and all! "Let me just say something. There’s nobody more militaristic than me." Cool! It's about time we had a president with no experience in politics who is upfront about blowing up every other country on the planet. "Iran is going to take over Iraq, because we have de-neutered Iraq, you know that, in terms of their military." De-neutered, huh? Is Iran going to get in a squirmish with them? The new military terms we hear these days are so strange and complex! Oh, also: Donald Trump says he has people in Hawaii working on finding Obama's birth records. How big of him. He knows how to protect and defend this country.
Okay. Are you saying if you were President, you would take us out of Afghanistan?
Well, nothing’s simple. Because I don’t believe in foot soldiers. They get blown up on streets. But I do believe in airplanes that are 50,000 feet up. And when we see through intelligence what’s going on, knock the hell out. Oh, by the way, I’m much more militaristic than Obama.
Sure, airplanes can run a country. Let's go with that.
I am saying I want to see the birth certificate. It’s very simple. I want to see the birth certificate. How come his own family doesn’t know which hospital he was born in? How come-- forget about birth certificates. Let’s say there’s no birth certificate. How come in the hospital itself, okay? This is one of the…in the hospital itself, there’s no records of his birth. In other words, it doesn’t say how much they paid, where is the doctor, here’s your room bill. You know, all the
You’ve been privy to all of this to know this?
Well, I have people that actually have been studying it and they cannot believe what they’re talking.
You have people now out there searching-- I mean, in Hawaii?
Absolutely. And they cannot believe what they’re finding. And I’m serious--
Yeah, why won't this hospital just release half-century-old billing records to people who say they're working for Donald Trump? Don't they know about that "private detectives a reality teevee goon hired" clause in doctor-patient confidentiality? It says you should keep ancient billing records around for decades just in case Donald Trump's representatives say they want them.
But wait a second, Trump has never released the billing records from his birth. The evidence is really mounting he is an illegal Kenyan, isn't it? [ The Page ]