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You bastard! You killed Monitor!!!

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Cut! Cut!

Injecions of reality arre not, I repeat, not allowed in Trump dumb.

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Dogs kill a few birds, but cats actually kill a lot more. Huckabee and his pals (like the Cheneys) kill a lot more birds than dogs do. They like to nail them to the ground by their wings and then stone them to death.Well, that's what I hear. Many people are saying that.

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But aren't all nightmares like that at first?

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Right! Ever tried to burn coal? You can't do it! It can't be done! Which is why coal has to be the only energy source we need for this country - it can never be used up!Edit - crap...

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The Monitor's been 'in mothballs' at the bottom of the Atlantic off Hatteras or thereabouts - a lick of paint and a bit of Rustoleum (or vice-versa) and she'll be as good as new!

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What's Coal Got To Do With It - one of Tina Turner's lesser-known hits.

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It is my theory that Stephen Hawking didn't die. He figured out how to travel from this Bizarro-Universe to one with a normal timeline, but the SOB didn't take the rest of us with him.

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Seems more like a pretty Super Tuesday to me.

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Isn't it about time you stopped licking every 9V battery you come across?

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I went a trip in Pennsylvania many years ago and took Rt. 61. Pennsylvania has pretty scenery so it was especially surreal when I came upon an area with abandoned houses and smoke and steam coming out of the ground. It was Centralia. They closed that section of road soon afterwards.

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tuesday is my favorite day of the week.

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My interpretation was that he didn't actually care that the windmills were killing the birds. He implied the birds would at long last revolt, seeking vengeance for their brethren, and destroy every last windmill.

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I wondered the same thing.

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What other sort of wind does he blow from both ends?

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