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fifthdentist's avatar

You bastard! You killed Monitor!!!

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Bobjust bob's avatar

Cut! Cut!

Injecions of reality arre not, I repeat, not allowed in Trump dumb.

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John Robinson's avatar

Dogs kill a few birds, but cats actually kill a lot more. Huckabee and his pals (like the Cheneys) kill a lot more birds than dogs do. They like to nail them to the ground by their wings and then stone them to death.Well, that's what I hear. Many people are saying that.

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John Robinson's avatar

But aren't all nightmares like that at first?

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John Robinson's avatar

Right! Ever tried to burn coal? You can't do it! It can't be done! Which is why coal has to be the only energy source we need for this country - it can never be used up!Edit - crap...

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John Robinson's avatar

The Monitor's been 'in mothballs' at the bottom of the Atlantic off Hatteras or thereabouts - a lick of paint and a bit of Rustoleum (or vice-versa) and she'll be as good as new!

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John Robinson's avatar

What's Coal Got To Do With It - one of Tina Turner's lesser-known hits.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

It is my theory that Stephen Hawking didn't die. He figured out how to travel from this Bizarro-Universe to one with a normal timeline, but the SOB didn't take the rest of us with him.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Seems more like a pretty Super Tuesday to me.

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phoenix00's avatar

Isn't it about time you stopped licking every 9V battery you come across?

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Sarah Smith's avatar

I went a trip in Pennsylvania many years ago and took Rt. 61. Pennsylvania has pretty scenery so it was especially surreal when I came upon an area with abandoned houses and smoke and steam coming out of the ground. It was Centralia. They closed that section of road soon afterwards.

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fuflans's avatar

tuesday is my favorite day of the week.

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anomie's avatar

My interpretation was that he didn't actually care that the windmills were killing the birds. He implied the birds would at long last revolt, seeking vengeance for their brethren, and destroy every last windmill.

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Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

I wondered the same thing.

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Delu's avatar

What other sort of wind does he blow from both ends?

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