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Cat Cafe's avatar

And by the way, that award they gave him, the Grand Cross of the German Eagle? He was given it in 1938--1938!!!! when the whole world knew exactly what Nazi Germany meant!-- BY NAZI OFFICIALS---who... he HOSTED in Michigan. Here's a picture of him, happily receiving a Nazi award, from Nazis, in fucking Michigan. https://rarehistoricalphoto...

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Amy!'s avatar

This must be the Michigan Man of the Year Award that Trump keeps claiming to have won. See, it does exist! It's just that it was actually a Nazi award, and was awarded to someone else, but they were in Michigan, so it's very nearly not a lie at all!

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Amy!'s avatar

Hey, I can see the Egress for only a quarter! Wotta deal! I'm in! I'm in! I'm ... what? I'm out?

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Enter Ranting's avatar

But they'll never forgive the Obamas for Beyonce or Missy Elliott.

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Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

Hooray for good bloodlines!

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george lastrapes's avatar

"Blood and soil."Does that mean that the PeeResident has soiled himself?

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george lastrapes's avatar

Aren't the armed forces sworn to protect the Constitution from all enemies, foreign and domestic?

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vorpal's avatar

Fraudulently Overrated Road Device

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george lastrapes's avatar

Applying BBQ sauce to his nipples, an appealing shade of brownish-pink.

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satch's avatar

"In 1927, following a bunch of libel lawsuits, Ford closed the Dearborn Independent and "apologized" for publishing all the anti-Semitic stuff, for the very little that might be worth."

I can hear it now:

"We of the Ford Motor Company are sorry if you precious little snowflakes anyone was offended. Mr. Ford certainly did not mean to adversely characterize all of you Yids the fine Jewish people of his acquaintance, just the troublemakers who are trying to unionize Mr. Ford's factories. He hopes you people will take this apology we were forced by our lawyers to issue sincere apology to heart if you bloodsuckers have one.

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george lastrapes's avatar

He's out for the vote of Obeso-americans.

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Wil_E_Qixote's avatar

Oh my God. Henry Fucking Ford is why I had to learn how to square dance in the 7th grade? Yeah, it's all fun till someone slips and breaks all their front teeth. Poor Carrie. Wish I knew how to reach her so I could tell her who to sue.

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Beezelbubbles's avatar

Did he mention anything at all about the heights of the trees there?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok.

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Skepti-KC's avatar

Superb!!!

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Mormos's avatar

It really did happen here...https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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