Another day, another way the world is being "very nasty" to poor ol' Donald Trump! What is it this time? Is it a New York Times exposé looking at how gross Trump has been to women he's known throughout his life? No, silly, that was Sunday! Today he is mad about an attack ad
Actually, by then, I expect Trump to be as limp as Mittens was. Foot in Mouth Disease will get him. I don't care how many oldsters like Kissinger they pull out of retirement to tutor him, Trump is Palin 2.0.
He has all of these reporters so confused as to who he's attacking. Clearly the legions of reporters and activists out there need to get brains, because how could he possibly be misinterpreted so.
Also, it's refreshing to see Donald being presidential. May he be never locked out of his Twitter account.
I figured it out when Ben Carson released his short list for VP: Cruz, Christie, Rubio, Kasich, and Palin. Except for Palin, he's only familiar with everyone else from the campaign. Outside of the campaign, he has no idea what choices the Republican party could offer in the way of a running mate.
You'e only lying if you quote him accurately.
And once again, Douchebag Donald Trump makes an appearance no one asked for.
We can be as rude and crude as we like up here in the peanut gallery . . . but we (well, most of us) expect the candidates to be better behaved.
I think you're over-qualified.
Not anymore, dude's dead and I'm not aware of any crack smoking zombies being on the council now.
Oh yeah! Well you're an ugly stupid doo-doo head, so there! (Uh-oh, I think I just accidentally wrote Trump's next political talking point.)
Of course he knows how "things works":
"I'm rich and therefore can get away with anything I want." (So you can see how "anti-elite" The Donald is.)
I can only hope they keep putting out ads just like this one, on a wide variety of quotes from this golden-haired, stupid-as-a-rock idiot.
He does seem to trade in his women like other people trade in their cars
Hopefully, he'll reenact the role of Peter Finch in "Network," only the gun will be in his own hand, aimed at his own empty head.
Or a massive heart attack.
Actually, by then, I expect Trump to be as limp as Mittens was. Foot in Mouth Disease will get him. I don't care how many oldsters like Kissinger they pull out of retirement to tutor him, Trump is Palin 2.0.
Yep, kind of like his two butt-boys, Slamander Gingrich and Rushie Limpdick.
He has all of these reporters so confused as to who he's attacking. Clearly the legions of reporters and activists out there need to get brains, because how could he possibly be misinterpreted so.
Also, it's refreshing to see Donald being presidential. May he be never locked out of his Twitter account.
You, me, and Jon Stewart can only hope!
I figured it out when Ben Carson released his short list for VP: Cruz, Christie, Rubio, Kasich, and Palin. Except for Palin, he's only familiar with everyone else from the campaign. Outside of the campaign, he has no idea what choices the Republican party could offer in the way of a running mate.
Hey -- what did dogs, hyenas, slime molds, and reptiles ever do to you that they should face such an unfair comparison?