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Jeebus Crisp, I will be hearing grifty stories about this MF until the day I die, won't I?

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If he’s been hoarding the lost episodes of Doctor Who, I will be furious.

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Bet they'd find Washington's false teeth and FDRs wheelchair there too.

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Kennedy's brain in a jar is probably there too

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and LBJ's dong

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This is sickening. He looks more rotten all the time

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Ha! 16 fake Michigan electors indicted.

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At least the British went all the way to those funny foreign countries to steal stuff.

Swiping something that's on loan is lazy, and quite frankly not at all classy.

"I found this in the ruins of a far off land!"

= "Oh Lord Rubber Bottom, you are so adventurous and exciting I'm totally willing to overlook your lack of a chin and horrifying over-supply of teeth and marry you!"

"I swiped this cause the joos were dumb enough to lend it to me!"

= "Oh... Cool. Good for you... So, I heard you had a bunch of secret stuff you like to show people?"

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“Donald Trump is that friend, but orange.” Has a bit of a Dr. Seuss ring to it.

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Nothing rhymes with orange

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Clearly you have not seen H.R. Pufnstuf's Witchiepoo (1969) https://youtu.be/gDoSl-M5tmM?t=65

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Door hinge sort of does.

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A made-up word will suffice. Blorange, etc.

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Jul 18, 2023·edited Jul 18, 2023

“The next Lara Croft movie practically writes itself.”

If it features Angelina Jolie kicking the living shit out some fucking giant orange antiquities thief, then I am there for it!

(I might even buy a copy to watch in my bunk.)

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"Dollar-store Xanadu." Nothing else I read today will engender such delight. Thank you, GL!

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The PAB says he likes guys wearing yarmulkes counting his money.

Looks like he needs more Members of the Tribe to count his menorahs

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Mangoman says the only ancient Jewish artifact at Mar a Lago is Alan Dershowitz and Waltine moves him around regularly.

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"that dollar-store Xanadu in Florida"

and now I will be dead of laughing. Thanks, Gary!

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I had to store those lamps...have you seen the price of oil?

Oy!

- PAB

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Does he claim to have declassified the lamps? Check-mate, Libs!

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I'd say it's time for a little visit to Mar a Lago from the Mosad and if there is some collateral damage, then, well, shit happens.

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I'm okay with that, actually.

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PAB will claim it's hurricane damage.

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And try and get his insurance to pay for it.

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If Mar-A-Largo is still being covered, because Florida.

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"Until several months ago when Israeli authorities found out they were at Mar-a-Lago for some reason."

Please, isn't it clear by now? Mar a Largo is the building from the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark:

https://youtu.be/FRP0MBNoieY?t=68

Just not as well decorated.

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