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There has got to be a less painful way to get a green card.

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Our emperor Trump has gotten a new suit, but, kept the same ferret on top his head. Study it out, this means something.

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The Trumpy = ISIS (Incredibly Stupid Ignorant Shitmuffin)

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I would rather self deport back to my country than marry that fucking clown.

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Why is Michele Bachman trying to conserve L's? Is she secretly supplying them to Obama? Wake up Sheeple!

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Just when I thought the NRA was getting serious and showing a little intelligence by not letting Rand Paul speak, and not letting their moronic members pack usable heat on the convention floor, they go and invite the Orange Toupee Stand to talk idiot at them.

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Yeah, but the so-called President doesn't have so-called hair. It's very real. As he is.

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why can't we deport justing bieber?

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What the L is wrong with these people?

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Nucular.

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I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero 'Til the end of the night He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

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teh Donald's speaking fees must really have bottomed out. Rand, on the other hand, is at peak grift and probably demands a much higher fee.

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What's in a name? That which we call a death cult by any other name would smell as foul.

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From what I heard on the radio, it sounds a lot like the Arabic verb for "to trample under foot." From what I understand, anything involving/exposed to the underside of the foot is really insulting.

So really, what better acronym is there? Undercut the bastards with their own language! We did it once before.

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Hillary should make Obama her VP just to watch wingnut heads explode.

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