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Doloras Funkette's avatar

You mean Article 9.13 of the Confederate Constitution! Yee-ha!

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Or at least speak REAL 16th century English, not this dumb Hollywood version where you just say "thee" in random places and add "-eth" to the end of random words.

petesh's avatar

I would like to invite this comment to a scandalously erotic waltz, and who knows maybe a bit of something after.

bobbert's avatar

Snort. Now I have beer in my sinus, damn you.

bobbert's avatar

I'm guessing Trump is maybe 10x Mitt in the dollar department, but a lot of his loot is illiquid. The difference in his appeal is that Trump is unabashedly rich trailer trash. He does have charisma, as opposed to Mitt's charism'nt (H/T Sir Terry).

If he somehow gets the Repube nom, we will have a quick test of whether USAmerica is likely to last.

bobbert's avatar

So, you were flying from Texas?

bobbert's avatar

Except for the Casper part.

bobbert's avatar

Oh, come on. Don't go language-purist. I like your comments; often, they make me think.

Don't waste your time on people trying to have a little fun.

TutuWuwu's avatar

My sister insists he has two assistants, whose only job it is to arrange his swoop/combover.

eddi_TBH's avatar

And watching office productivity crash.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Over 50 actually. no sense taking chances on some punk kid disagreeing with them.

eddi_TBH's avatar

They keep hoping he will out of steam. Fat chance. He steamrolled Jeb! in New Hampshire today (well yesterday now).

eddi_TBH's avatar

Poisonous? That I did not know. Canceling the order at PetSmart ASAP.