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You mean Article 9.13 of the Confederate Constitution! Yee-ha!

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Or at least speak REAL 16th century English, not this dumb Hollywood version where you just say "thee" in random places and add "-eth" to the end of random words.

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Wingnuts and teabaggers are really at each other's throats now. Wheeeee!

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I would like to invite this comment to a scandalously erotic waltz, and who knows maybe a bit of something after.

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Well. Yeah.

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Snort. Now I have beer in my sinus, damn you.

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I'm guessing Trump is maybe 10x Mitt in the dollar department, but a lot of his loot is illiquid. The difference in his appeal is that Trump is unabashedly rich trailer trash. He does have charisma, as opposed to Mitt's charism'nt (H/T Sir Terry).

If he somehow gets the Repube nom, we will have a quick test of whether USAmerica is likely to last.

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So, you were flying from Texas?

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Except for the Casper part.

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Oh, come on. Don't go language-purist. I like your comments; often, they make me think.

Don't waste your time on people trying to have a little fun.

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My sister insists he has two assistants, whose only job it is to arrange his swoop/combover.

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And watching office productivity crash.

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Over 50 actually. no sense taking chances on some punk kid disagreeing with them.

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They keep hoping he will out of steam. Fat chance. He steamrolled Jeb! in New Hampshire today (well yesterday now).

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Poisonous? That I did not know. Canceling the order at PetSmart ASAP.

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