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That is fucking ADORABLE, and much more palatable, visually, than Trump.

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A rabbit on a bad hare day.

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Reagan was a new type of president, a nice thick straw man who was hollow inside. Dubya was built in the manner of Reagan, except he was hollow on the outside, too.

Now, Donald Trump is a micron thick balloon of a president, kept inflated with natural hydrogen sulfide, known as bad egg gas.

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Probably not. Most of what Trump is proposing is impossible anyway. Even if he wins he probably won't do shit, just like Reagan.

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Not to underestimate the gullibility of the American electorate, but there is also an undercurrent of cynicism. Reagan tapped it by promising a tax-free supply-side utopia. People may be more jaded now, since that failed. Trump has rallied the hold-outs who still believe that crap, even though he doesn't preach it. His is essentially a vanity campaign, though his capture of the base is impressive, and he is already moving to center. It's a good strategy, but he is still offends a lot of people every time he opens his mouth. I see him holding a solid minority.

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Nope, it's harder to come here than New Zealand and we have a dickhead at the helm at the moment, (he'll be gone within 6 months though I predict.) New Zealand at least has gay marriage and a shiny new flag!!

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Ebola is arguably better than being eaten alive by hyenas.

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Now, THIS is a better face of the president, if the new president is Donald Trump.

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This is how Arnie got into the Governor's spot. Of course, first thing once he was there...

Actually, no. First thing he did was to "borrow" $3B from education, iirc.

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I wouldn't call turning the tax code over to the financial services sector, gutting environmental regulations, exploding the deficit, and turning militaristic jingoism into a national fetish "not doing shit."

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not sure where there was an inference that Reagan was classy, the whole exercise was the comparison

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i don't think there's a god. but i think if one did exist. and it made everything and all that jazz. that god is sitting somewhere with its face in its hand and utter this one word, "shit."

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I do not like Trump and won't even stay in his hotels, but check back after November 8, 2016, on your 20% number. In my estimation, Trump could beat Reagan, dead, or alive. Sickening, I know.

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Consider Santiago, Chile and Montevideo, Uruguay, seriously.

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Keep in touch. Maybe we will become neighbors.

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"Nope, it's harder to come here than New Zealand"

wait, you can't just commit a crime?

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