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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

The level of self-agrandizment is breathing taking. Never have the LIES been so large. That's one thing he can take credit for.

Revenant's avatar

He has been using "YMCA" since he wallowed into politics and he STILL doesn't get it that the song is a celebration of casual gay hookups, something that any middle school attendees would catch on to right away. No doubt, nobody in the Mad King's court.has the temerity to explain this to Dolt 45. Pointing out inconvenient truths to the Dumbest President Ever is not the golden road to professional advancement.

Graham Cracker's avatar

It may be because, even though he is dumb, he is still the smartest man in the room,

Revenant's avatar

If you want to see a "bloated, useless entity" then take a squint at the narcissistic P.O.S. who just had his name affixed to the buildings facade.

Megan Macomber's avatar

Seems like time for almost all of us to "go back to where [we] came from." That means you, too, Donald. This joint would be in much better hands if we gave it back to its original stewards*.

*Unlike Trump, they did not consider themselves "owners" of this place.

Mommadillo's avatar

I am DONE with anyone who voted for this. Someone in a MAGA hat could collapse on the sidewalk right in front of me and I’d step over their body and keep walking.

John Robinson's avatar

"promote idleness" - I love it when Dok goes full classroom scare film!

Jens TINGLEFF's avatar

𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘸.

History books?

Kay Ducky's avatar

Waiter, I need more vodka in the Trumpicana.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Re: the building left vacant with the electricity off. I'm not sure how much winter that area gets, but an older HVAC tech once advised that a vacant building ought to be maintained at a minimum temperature around 55F. Not just for the plumbing, but lower temperatures could result in excess contraction of building materials like roofing and flashing, which could present as snow and ice melt and leak. Midwest winter is probably different from Virginia, though.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. I'm glad I got my lifetime senior National Park pass when it was $20. AARP let us know it was going up to $80 that year so I bit. One trip through Shenandoah is $30, but was free with my pass and ID, and beloved husband gets the benefits also too, despite not yet being an elder.

boo radley's avatar

I want to say this is the darkest timeline but I'm not ready to commit yet.

It's not NOT the darkest timeline though.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

It's only the darkest timeline so far. Stick around!

Jessica's avatar

How soon will documents start being dated "Trump's Birthday"?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

We're starting a new dating system that will have after it, TE (Trump Era).

tehbaddr's avatar

He is so fucking needy and pathetic. If it weren't so cringe it would be hilarious.

Colbert Thorenson's avatar

My D&D group, which has been defunct for several decades, is restarting operations so that we can award him our newly made-up peace prize, probably rename a few dungeons as well.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Home Depot's having a sale on peace prizes and gold spray paint.

edwoodjrjr's avatar

Well he IS turning into a gelatinous cube

"M"'s avatar

Maybe don't do that

The name of the book Mary Trump wrote about him was "Too Much and Never Enough"

I don’t think you want to encourage him

Hank Napkin's avatar

SUPREME COURT GRANTS TRUMP REQUEST

Borat's 'Throw the Jew Down the Well' to Replace National Anthem. "It's not racist!!! How is this racist?!?!!?!?" said the President.