At this rate, Dipshitler will end up winning WWII & the War of Northern Aggression (for the Nazis after a long detante and the CSA after an even longer lull in active shooting) and the Cold War (by surrender to Putin), so who really gives a runny shit if he pads his peacemaking numbers by an order of magnitude.
This administration always makes me think of those guys who kill their entire family when they lose their job, because the family couldn't possibly survive without them. No idea why.
Omg I think that Crap Institute will be awarding an Institute of Peace Prize to oh i dont know... maybe Satan's minion DJT??? So he can accept the prize from himself and also the check.. cuz it'll come with several million dollars outvof that budget that the Pig still has control over. What a Scuzzbucket
Oh, he's DEFINITELY got someone working on a peace prize participation trophy from his "institute." There will be a big flashy award ceremony and a cash prize.
He called it "the final" but I think he's got it wrong, if you want to know the truth, but I think he got it wrong, because I've got a solution and it's probably the finallest you've ever seen.
He also started to sacrifice every able-bodied soul he could find to defend his dying cause, after which, he blamed the people for not wanting his victory enough.
That thing about how there's no holiday discount for Juneteenth or MLK's birthday at the National Parks, but there is one for trump's birthday? If he walks unaided on an easy trail in any National Park for 5 miles I will personally pay for everyone's park pass.
He has to do it on MLK's birthday or Juneteenth, though.
Every institution of government, every norm, every international relationship, every citizen and ultimately every fucking thing is degraded by this evil, cursed wretch that idiots chose for us.
It's entirely appropriate for Trump's name to be on that building. He's taking credit for clumsily stomping out something that was doing good in the world and now it's an empty, useless husk.
Look at this loser with his made up piece of metal:
https://substack.com/profile/156642523-stanta-knows/note/c-184627327?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2l9e57
You could have given him a fucking gold-foiled chocolate medallion and he would not have known the difference.
Imagine living in his head
Nooooooooooooool
CRY HARDER
At this rate, Dipshitler will end up winning WWII & the War of Northern Aggression (for the Nazis after a long detante and the CSA after an even longer lull in active shooting) and the Cold War (by surrender to Putin), so who really gives a runny shit if he pads his peacemaking numbers by an order of magnitude.
If it weren't for Trump, you'd be speaking German. And speaking it very strongly.
This administration always makes me think of those guys who kill their entire family when they lose their job, because the family couldn't possibly survive without them. No idea why.
Omg I think that Crap Institute will be awarding an Institute of Peace Prize to oh i dont know... maybe Satan's minion DJT??? So he can accept the prize from himself and also the check.. cuz it'll come with several million dollars outvof that budget that the Pig still has control over. What a Scuzzbucket
The Donald J. Trump Peace Prize for Men Named Donald J. Trump. Now with more Donald.
Oh, he's DEFINITELY got someone working on a peace prize participation trophy from his "institute." There will be a big flashy award ceremony and a cash prize.
I keep thinking of when Hitler realized he had no chance of winning he ramped up the Final Solution.
Shit is about get a,lot worse.
He called it "the final" but I think he's got it wrong, if you want to know the truth, but I think he got it wrong, because I've got a solution and it's probably the finallest you've ever seen.
Just skip ahead to that heartwarming bunker scene, Dotard.
But at least he killed Hitler. Maybe we will get lucky too.
And it will stay that way until he's gone. Shit is going to hit fever pitch when he has not other choice than realize that everyone hates him.
He also started to sacrifice every able-bodied soul he could find to defend his dying cause, after which, he blamed the people for not wanting his victory enough.
slackers
That is effectively how he demonized them.
History may not repeat but it does rhyme.
Sit and spin, weirdos! https://bsky.app/profile/bagelsofdoom.bsky.social/post/3m7ba7if7ak2l
OT:
Everybody, Birb is introducing you to the website Classics Today, where they review a lot of great classical music.
Their reviewer-in-chief is Dave Hurwitz, and he has a You Tube channel where you can watch him do absolutely hilarious reviews of music.
This is a link to the reviews for works by Antonio Vivaldi, one of my favorite composers. Scroll down to the seventh review on the list.
The number of the rating seems to be impossible.
https://www.classicstoday.com/search-results/?searched_from=&pagination_currentpage=&pagination_totalresults=&search_composer_id=7664&search_soloist_id=&search_conductor_id=&search_ensemble_id=&search_recordlabel_id=&search_composer=VIVALDI%2C+ANTONIO&search_worktitle=Enter+a+Work%2FAlbum+Title&search_genre=7583&search_soloist=Enter+a+Soloist&search_conductor=Enter+a+Conductor&search_ensemble=Enter+an+Orchestra%2FEnsemble
Here's Dave's You Tube, in case you want to catch up. Even if you don't usually listen to classical, he's pretty funny.
https://www.youtube.com/@DavesClassicalGuide/videos
a thamnke, bribb!!
A welcome! :)
Also, he has a cat.
By next year, the only option for a National Park that will be offered by this administration will be a Donner Pass.
Ok now I’m hungry.
Just in time for Thanksgiving!
This guy just scared the fuck out of me.
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Found it
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yEv32EsChn4
That thing about how there's no holiday discount for Juneteenth or MLK's birthday at the National Parks, but there is one for trump's birthday? If he walks unaided on an easy trail in any National Park for 5 miles I will personally pay for everyone's park pass.
He has to do it on MLK's birthday or Juneteenth, though.
Also Flag Day
A strategically placed ramp will ensure that he won’t complete that challenge.
Define "walk."
Fine, waddle, you semantic potentate
Five miles? I'm fairly certain he couldn't walk 1/4 mile on completely flat terrain.
This is why I'm not even worried about this bet!
That depends on how many chairs are available to rest in along the way.
I vote Yellowstone on MLK Jr's day.
in snowshoes.
With a pack of bacon gaff taped to his ass.
When you say walk, does that include a golf cart?
NOPE.
Every institution of government, every norm, every international relationship, every citizen and ultimately every fucking thing is degraded by this evil, cursed wretch that idiots chose for us.
speaking of which, apparently SCOTUS will hear his 'birthright citizenship challenge' this term
been waiting for this one.
If you are a brown, naturalized citizen, it's time to make gtfo plans.
Hell, if you are not of European descent, male and a property owner, you should probably make those plans.
I am all those things in your last sentence, and I'm thinking that way.
And THAT is a true indicator of a dictatorship
So. Much. This.
And I will never forgive one wretched, MAGAt chud for doing this.
And they call themselves patriots on top of it
There is a certain cosmic poetry in the fact that the thing that ultimately undid us was this
Norms???? What even are those...??!?
Yes. :( :(
Trump's stupid, broad-range personnel cuts hit the Park Service quite hard. So I bet they're real pleased his mug will be on park passes /s.
"This new toilet paper sucks!"
I understand the building is as empty as his head.
They got DOGE’d.
And so, a pattern emerges…
In the Spring, MBS and LIV Golf will present its Golfer of the Century Trophy to Trump
Also to be awarded: Putter Bigger Than Palmer's, Definitely Not A Shriveled Toadstool Award.
It's entirely appropriate for Trump's name to be on that building. He's taking credit for clumsily stomping out something that was doing good in the world and now it's an empty, useless husk.
Putting his name on an empty, abandoned building is some serious symbolism.
In questionable legal status. Bingo!
So ... does Wonkette give a Peace Prize? Asking for a friend.
Made of old clam cans.
Very prestigious.
A gift basket of those cakes we like!
Edible Arrangement or GTFO!