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gallbladder's avatar

You could have given him a fucking gold-foiled chocolate medallion and he would not have known the difference.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Imagine living in his head

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Free beach's avatar

Nooooooooooooool

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Capt. Renault's avatar

CRY HARDER

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Andre's avatar

At this rate, Dipshitler will end up winning WWII & the War of Northern Aggression (for the Nazis after a long detante and the CSA after an even longer lull in active shooting) and the Cold War (by surrender to Putin), so who really gives a runny shit if he pads his peacemaking numbers by an order of magnitude.

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Daniel's avatar

If it weren't for Trump, you'd be speaking German. And speaking it very strongly.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

This administration always makes me think of those guys who kill their entire family when they lose their job, because the family couldn't possibly survive without them. No idea why.

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JWinfield's avatar

Omg I think that Crap Institute will be awarding an Institute of Peace Prize to oh i dont know... maybe Satan's minion DJT??? So he can accept the prize from himself and also the check.. cuz it'll come with several million dollars outvof that budget that the Pig still has control over. What a Scuzzbucket

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

The Donald J. Trump Peace Prize for Men Named Donald J. Trump. Now with more Donald.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Oh, he's DEFINITELY got someone working on a peace prize participation trophy from his "institute." There will be a big flashy award ceremony and a cash prize.

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Crystalclear12's avatar

I keep thinking of when Hitler realized he had no chance of winning he ramped up the Final Solution.

Shit is about get a,lot worse.

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Daniel's avatar

He called it "the final" but I think he's got it wrong, if you want to know the truth, but I think he got it wrong, because I've got a solution and it's probably the finallest you've ever seen.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Just skip ahead to that heartwarming bunker scene, Dotard.

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Free beach's avatar

But at least he killed Hitler. Maybe we will get lucky too.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

And it will stay that way until he's gone. Shit is going to hit fever pitch when he has not other choice than realize that everyone hates him.

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gallbladder's avatar

He also started to sacrifice every able-bodied soul he could find to defend his dying cause, after which, he blamed the people for not wanting his victory enough.

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TerseNurse's avatar

slackers

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gallbladder's avatar

That is effectively how he demonized them.

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Crystalclear12's avatar

History may not repeat but it does rhyme.

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Parakeetist's avatar

OT:

Everybody, Birb is introducing you to the website Classics Today, where they review a lot of great classical music.

Their reviewer-in-chief is Dave Hurwitz, and he has a You Tube channel where you can watch him do absolutely hilarious reviews of music.

This is a link to the reviews for works by Antonio Vivaldi, one of my favorite composers. Scroll down to the seventh review on the list.

The number of the rating seems to be impossible.

https://www.classicstoday.com/search-results/?searched_from=&pagination_currentpage=&pagination_totalresults=&search_composer_id=7664&search_soloist_id=&search_conductor_id=&search_ensemble_id=&search_recordlabel_id=&search_composer=VIVALDI%2C+ANTONIO&search_worktitle=Enter+a+Work%2FAlbum+Title&search_genre=7583&search_soloist=Enter+a+Soloist&search_conductor=Enter+a+Conductor&search_ensemble=Enter+an+Orchestra%2FEnsemble

Here's Dave's You Tube, in case you want to catch up. Even if you don't usually listen to classical, he's pretty funny.

https://www.youtube.com/@DavesClassicalGuide/videos

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

a thamnke, bribb!!

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Parakeetist's avatar

A welcome! :)

Also, he has a cat.

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R. Riddle's avatar

By next year, the only option for a National Park that will be offered by this administration will be a Donner Pass.

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Free beach's avatar

Ok now I’m hungry.

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Crystalclear12's avatar

Just in time for Thanksgiving!

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

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Mysterysurf's avatar

Alas. You must sign in to view this post.

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Babe Paley's avatar

That thing about how there's no holiday discount for Juneteenth or MLK's birthday at the National Parks, but there is one for trump's birthday? If he walks unaided on an easy trail in any National Park for 5 miles I will personally pay for everyone's park pass.

He has to do it on MLK's birthday or Juneteenth, though.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Also Flag Day

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PrimerGray's avatar

A strategically placed ramp will ensure that he won’t complete that challenge.

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JanuaryClaire's avatar

Define "walk."

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Andre's avatar

Fine, waddle, you semantic potentate

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TerseNurse's avatar

Five miles? I'm fairly certain he couldn't walk 1/4 mile on completely flat terrain.

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Babe Paley's avatar

This is why I'm not even worried about this bet!

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Militant Agnostic's avatar

That depends on how many chairs are available to rest in along the way.

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nodak.   988 if you need help.'s avatar

I vote Yellowstone on MLK Jr's day.

in snowshoes.

With a pack of bacon gaff taped to his ass.

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Free beach's avatar

When you say walk, does that include a golf cart?

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Babe Paley's avatar

NOPE.

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Mighty Little Dog's avatar

Every institution of government, every norm, every international relationship, every citizen and ultimately every fucking thing is degraded by this evil, cursed wretch that idiots chose for us.

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TerseNurse's avatar

speaking of which, apparently SCOTUS will hear his 'birthright citizenship challenge' this term

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nodak.   988 if you need help.'s avatar

been waiting for this one.

If you are a brown, naturalized citizen, it's time to make gtfo plans.

Hell, if you are not of European descent, male and a property owner, you should probably make those plans.

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swmnguy's avatar

I am all those things in your last sentence, and I'm thinking that way.

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Free beach's avatar

And THAT is a true indicator of a dictatorship

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EyeQueue's avatar

So. Much. This.

And I will never forgive one wretched, MAGAt chud for doing this.

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Free beach's avatar

And they call themselves patriots on top of it

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Mighty Little Dog's avatar

There is a certain cosmic poetry in the fact that the thing that ultimately undid us was this

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Norms???? What even are those...??!?

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EyeQueue's avatar

Yes. :( :(

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GiggleSnort's avatar

Trump's stupid, broad-range personnel cuts hit the Park Service quite hard. So I bet they're real pleased his mug will be on park passes /s.

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Crystalclear12's avatar

"This new toilet paper sucks!"

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Hank Napkin's avatar

I understand the building is as empty as his head.

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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

They got DOGE’d.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

And so, a pattern emerges…

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schmannity's avatar

In the Spring, MBS and LIV Golf will present its Golfer of the Century Trophy to Trump

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Also to be awarded: Putter Bigger Than Palmer's, Definitely Not A Shriveled Toadstool Award.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

It's entirely appropriate for Trump's name to be on that building. He's taking credit for clumsily stomping out something that was doing good in the world and now it's an empty, useless husk.

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Mysterysurf's avatar

Putting his name on an empty, abandoned building is some serious symbolism.

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Free beach's avatar

In questionable legal status. Bingo!

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blueicebank's avatar

So ... does Wonkette give a Peace Prize? Asking for a friend.

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Crystalclear12's avatar

Made of old clam cans.

Very prestigious.

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Bear: PROTECT THE AMERICUB's avatar

A gift basket of those cakes we like!

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Edible Arrangement or GTFO!

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