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Star Geezer's avatar

Also my diploma from Franklin&Marshall and my brother's from "Da U" aka the University of Scranton

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I know that deities do not exist because each year I pray to every pantheon I can find to have a large meteor fall on CPAC but it never happens.

Kamwick's avatar

Well, now - peat is different, of course. And no one will take it away from you anyway.

Catbird's avatar

Oh. Well, they were still weird.

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And President Biden is a broken-down senile old coot, and also a powerful radical who is stopping the big strong Republicans from doing what they want.

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Jim won't report Matt to the authorities when he witnesses Matt sexually assaulting an innocent young man.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Conservatives couldn't handle a decent fried egg sandwich.

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Hasbro's My Very First Penis

Catbird's avatar

Can a 3-year-old sign a HIPAA form?

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They're really taking the victimhood thing to new levels.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Junior is starting to sound more like the old man, probably because they both have deviated septums.

Catbird's avatar

They do have a LOT of marble statues they can topple over on people.

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his outfits prove he has a bad case of color blindness.

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Game shows 60 years ago were weird.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Does Rep. Perry realize that all the Democratic challengers to incumbent Republicans in '18 and '20 were Iraq and Afghani War vets with lots of training in dealing with crazy people with guns?