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Also my diploma from Franklin&Marshall and my brother's from "Da U" aka the University of Scranton

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I know that deities do not exist because each year I pray to every pantheon I can find to have a large meteor fall on CPAC but it never happens.

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Well, now - peat is different, of course. And no one will take it away from you anyway.

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Oh. Well, they were still weird.

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And President Biden is a broken-down senile old coot, and also a powerful radical who is stopping the big strong Republicans from doing what they want.

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Jim won't report Matt to the authorities when he witnesses Matt sexually assaulting an innocent young man.

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Conservatives couldn't handle a decent fried egg sandwich.

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Hasbro's My Very First Penis

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Can a 3-year-old sign a HIPAA form?

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They're really taking the victimhood thing to new levels.

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Junior is starting to sound more like the old man, probably because they both have deviated septums.

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They do have a LOT of marble statues they can topple over on people.

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his outfits prove he has a bad case of color blindness.

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Game shows 60 years ago were weird.

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Does Rep. Perry realize that all the Democratic challengers to incumbent Republicans in '18 and '20 were Iraq and Afghani War vets with lots of training in dealing with crazy people with guns?

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Goddess?

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