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Uday can write?

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At my local we got Charlie's Angels and FvF. I need to drive an hour to Kingston to see either Parasite or JoJo Rabbit.

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For $50 clams I believe you can get a signed pic with the book : D

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Is. She's still touring.

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By the way, this just in; apparently a Russian company bought 70,000 copies of Dotard Jr's book. Money laundering, bribery, and influence peddling. Also: a fake book, bought up by fake buyers, to be trumpeted by a fake President. A metaphor for the entire Trump universe. It's all fakery. Sound and fury, signifying nothing, amplified by grifters and bad actors, bought by gullible assholes. https://halfwaypost.com/201...

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My wife tells me that "Vanna Speaks" was a best-seller, as it included her knitting tips. Snooki's memoir has her more salacious stories of being a Jersey Shore party girl. And Faye Resnick has even more salacious stories of going out with Nicole Simpson to find boyfriends for the evening.Now you can find all three books in the $1 stack at bargain bookstores. But Winston Churchill's six volumes on World War II still command a decent sum...and are better reading.

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PARIS HILTON LIBEL!She did a great job in Repo: The Genetic Opera playing the bratty, slutty, drug-addicted daughter of an oligarch.

Admittedly, that didn't stretch her acting chops very much.

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Some copper company ...

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Any minute now -- it's just that it's more likely to be one of Milosevich's boys

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A) 'Great job'B) Repo: The Genetic Opera.

You may choose one.

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I've always considered Sofia Vergara the Charo of the 21st Century.

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SHUT THE HELL UP, that movie was EPIC, Tony Head and Sarah Brightman are legends and that girl from Spy Kids was good as well

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She once played a spoiled little rich bitch on Veronica Mars. She didn’t exactly hit it out of the park.She was also in a remake of House of Wax. The tag line was See Paris Die.I remember life before Paris Hilton. It was a happier time.

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Lulz...I wouldn't be at all surprised!

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That is hard to argue against.

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She had to get out of the convent somehow!

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