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I wish I could believe that his father's humiliation in November will shut the little shit up.

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Donald Trump Jr's hair looks like it's about a quart low today.

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Which one? We're spoiled for choice here.

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Fuck yeah, it is.

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That would be the dumpster behind the NY China town Chinese restaurant in August.

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Trump figures the guy trapped in the box is actually repulsed by he, Trump.

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Trump doesn't need an earpiece, the Hair Ferret tells him everything he needs to know.

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I'm really starting to fear for this country. I've been thinking things will get better, and they just keep getting worse. I shudder to think what happens if dickmunch actually gets elected. I thought Americans had learned their lesson after GWB, but they learned nothing.

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Eric Cantor is a close third.

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Which one is he, Uday or Qusay?

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Wikileaks wants in on this:

https://twitter.com/wikilea...

Need I point out that the email in question is from 2009, when Hillary was going to the UN and needed an earpiece for the translation?

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Give him time. It will come.

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I bet he was given that line. He's never mentioned body language before...and, if he was actually good at reading body language, he would never touch his daughter again.

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