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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I wish I could believe that his father's humiliation in November will shut the little shit up.

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Shibusa's avatar

Donald Trump Jr's hair looks like it's about a quart low today.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Which one? We're spoiled for choice here.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Fuck yeah, it is.

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Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

That would be the dumpster behind the NY China town Chinese restaurant in August.

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mailman27's avatar

Trump figures the guy trapped in the box is actually repulsed by he, Trump.

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MissNomer's avatar

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Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Trump doesn't need an earpiece, the Hair Ferret tells him everything he needs to know.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I'm really starting to fear for this country. I've been thinking things will get better, and they just keep getting worse. I shudder to think what happens if dickmunch actually gets elected. I thought Americans had learned their lesson after GWB, but they learned nothing.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Eric Cantor is a close third.

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Staid Winnow πŸ”ŽπŸ‘½πŸ”'s avatar

Which one is he, Uday or Qusay?

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

Wikileaks wants in on this:

https://twitter.com/wikilea...

Need I point out that the email in question is from 2009, when Hillary was going to the UN and needed an earpiece for the translation?

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Feeling Groovy's avatar

Give him time. It will come.

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Feeling Groovy's avatar

I bet he was given that line. He's never mentioned body language before...and, if he was actually good at reading body language, he would never touch his daughter again.

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