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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I wish I could believe that his father's humiliation in November will shut the little shit up.

Shibusa's avatar

Donald Trump Jr's hair looks like it's about a quart low today.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Which one? We're spoiled for choice here.

Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

That would be the dumpster behind the NY China town Chinese restaurant in August.

mailman27's avatar

Trump figures the guy trapped in the box is actually repulsed by he, Trump.

Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Trump doesn't need an earpiece, the Hair Ferret tells him everything he needs to know.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I'm really starting to fear for this country. I've been thinking things will get better, and they just keep getting worse. I shudder to think what happens if dickmunch actually gets elected. I thought Americans had learned their lesson after GWB, but they learned nothing.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Eric Cantor is a close third.

UnsaltedSinner's avatar

Wikileaks wants in on this:

https://twitter.com/wikilea...

Need I point out that the email in question is from 2009, when Hillary was going to the UN and needed an earpiece for the translation?

Feeling Groovy's avatar

Give him time. It will come.

Feeling Groovy's avatar

I bet he was given that line. He's never mentioned body language before...and, if he was actually good at reading body language, he would never touch his daughter again.